Pirate Seymour Lustig

Skit skat Seymoure in da house

[Pirate Seymour Lustig @Pirate_Lustig]

@DryHoleCo Yep my HS gf went on one of these and even told me it was to “find herself.” We stopped dating immediately

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@terencedaniels A scratch golfer gets away with it to a point. A +5 at one’s home golf course is not a +5 anywhere else unless u have tour card

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@JohnPetersonFW The guys who sold got out just in time. Costs like $3 to run a bay for an hour and at peak they were charging $50/hr

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@FlatironFlusher “Why dont u play pickleball?”

“Im a scratch golfer i have nothing more i need to prove”

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@Aggies_centel Nick srianni

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@rmccune1 @RoundRockISD Yes i was around lots of this growing up. Any election cycle they put on their libtardism hats and shirts and wave the pom poms and the white students are like “errrr its okay cause u dont make much money” and then we go to our after school sports

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@ExposingZylbert He would only be down about 20 units if he did the screenshot. Saw him bet a nickel at circa once

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@Slickrickkyyy I dont join ones that dont offer this type of service

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@grpwins Thanks pussy. commies 7.5 -110 and niners -1 to polish off some teasers

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@nikihuss209 Sweet baby rays got it! Gl gl 🍀

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@nikihuss209 Chasing Doyers is niki in motion?

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@nikihuss209 +7 thats a nice week bro

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@edbrown020558 I now read all your tweets in your voice ty for doing the interview

THE PRINCETON PREPPIE CANT HANDLE THE HEAT

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@BowTied_Golfer I know a lot of clubs who offer a “legacy” but if u just pay full golf initiation you skip the wait to go from social to golf

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@BrianKirschner_ Louis oosthuizen at st andrews

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Swear to god Texas has the best Mexican food

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Modern day anthony kim

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🚨❌🏥 #NEW — Will Zalatoris will miss the entirety of the 2027 season and is scheduled to undergo a spinal fusion surgery in November. It will be his 3rd back operation. “I’ve been through four years of hell so it’s good to have something that will hopefully correct it”, he told reporters. Zalatoris rose to as high as 7th in the world in 2023.

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@GiveMeCloutBets I was shown on @OddsLogic the opening line in delaware was delaware -2.5. There are some “lookahead lines” but i think mine publishes the opener sunday night. Lmk how off my number is please