Pirate Pig

I am Pirate Pig. My mission is to protect those who follow me from my EVIL brethren known as the HAMTHRAX. Pirate Pig offers Hamthrax Protection For ALL! :@)~

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Avast ye mates! I hear tale it be National Talk Like A Pirate Day?!? Alas, I talk like a Pirate Pig everyday! #HamthraxProtectionForAll :@)~

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Looking for the PERFECT gift for that special HOON this holiday season? Purchase a Valentine One. V1 = Best Hamthrax Detection 4 All! :@)~

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Today is National Talk Like A Pirate Day. I say: If thar be Hamthrax on the horizon mateys, stow yer wallets & arm the jammers! #Arrrgh :@)~

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Cannonball #C2C Run #Bullrun Live Rally #MoVenture Rally #Dustball Rally. This Pig is busy battling a LOT of evil Hamthrax this month! :@)~

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Be on the lookout 4 me everywhere this July! I'll be protecting chosen rally teams from Hamthrax on 7,000+ miles of road rally racing! :@)~

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That's right folks! I have an all new look! Check out my new profile pic! I'm a faster Pirate Pig 2.0! Hamthrax Protection For ALL! :@)~

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If you follow Pirate Pig, you will have Hamthrax Protection! If you do not, then may the good Lord have mercy on your soul!

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Follow me for reports on where my evil brethren HAMTHRAX may be spotted on the highways & byways during the #Dustball Rally!