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@MLRShallot *scouting considerations

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@OaklandMLR @MLRShallot We should have tried that in s6

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@MlrChuck Ooooo yes

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Pissburgh gonna fill A cup or two if you know what we mean

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Pirates designate Richard Sucker II for assignment.

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Sources inside the Pirates front office suggest move to your moms basement unlikely.

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Pissburgh is lookin' to TAKE THE PAPER CUP BAYBEE

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We support unions

[The Shallot | MLR's Nicest News Source @MLRShallot]

Rockies and Pirates mascots in talks to form union.

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Diamondbacks trade 3B Richard Thumpus to Tigers in exchange for a bag of baseballs, in a questionable move.

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What's all this now

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Quality #pissgang content in this thread

[Mylo grams @Mylograms]

Why do they call them piss missiles? Missiles travel very fast, but at most, even if the bladder was pressurized to like 3 atm, piss would escape the urethra at mach .05 at best. Piss missile my ass

Actually don't do that but you get it

[Garitek @Garitek]

A Mylo Grams but with good tweets...

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After a series of clean small ball hits and a nice hot dinger, the pirates now maintain a five-run lead over the reds! That's showbiz baby!

#allmyfriendshatethereds
#putanotherquarterinthebullshitmachine

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Lance, @GareDR333 and Moose have each taken turns with their bats to give the bullshit machine a little percussive maintenance.

A nice little walk sandwich on homerun bread, of the pirates are only 2 runs from a tie in Se2 B6!

#putanotherquarterinthebullshitmachine

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It's session 1 and an RBI by Pissburgh newcomer Theo Rodder followed by a clean 2nd base hit from @TuscaloosaTorn1 has the bullshit machine JUST WARMING UP

#PutAnotherCoinInTheBullshitMachine

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Gonna serve it up HOT

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Well we spent all off-season wrenching on the old bullshit machine. get ready mother lovers, we're coming for your paper cup!

#putanotherquarterinthebullshitmachine #s6futurechamps

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No ice cream though. Bullshit machine is still busted

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welcome to the official account of the san francisco giants

may i please take your order

[Al Ternate @NOTLaneDrew]

@PiratesFake Fuck the pirates, keep the account

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figure i should log out from this account at one point

pirates must be pretty ...pissed off to see i still have access