Pirates Jesus

Blessed are the Faithful Pirates fans. RTs are not scripture.

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Imagine liking a team that loses for 20 years straight, finally has a window of success and doesn’t invest, sells off all of its assets in a fire sale, and then blames lack of a competitive payroll on fans not spending enough money.

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Blessed be #OpeningDay .

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Blessed be #OpeningDay.

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@Pirates ...Ok.

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(1) Hitchhiker Brewing - @HitchhikerBrew
(8) Stoney’s Brewing Co. - @StoneysBeer_

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Please give our friends at @StoneysBeer_ your vote.

Supporters of our local baseball teams!

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(1) Hitchhiker Brewing - @HitchhikerBrew
(8) Stoney’s Brewing Co. - @StoneysBeer_

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@Pirates @ItsbuccnJoe59 @MeLlamoTrevor @NickKingham @JordanLyles24 @ClayHolmes21 It was great visiting with you all today!

You’re welcome for Josh Bell.

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Blessed be Jung Ho Kang.

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Very truly I tell you...

Kang walk off.

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Beautiful day for some baseball in Pittsburgh.

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@pittjku @PenguinsJesus Same Dad, different sport.

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Blessed be Opening Day.

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Military helicopters just did a fly-by of right field.

After today’s trade, I can only assume the apocalypse is now impending.

Seek shelter.

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I take it all back.

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Like if you think the Pirates will be buyers at the deadline.

RT if you think the Pirates front office and ownership group are money-grabbing sellouts.

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Divine.

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@jakemkaplan Clint Hurdle would be looking to pull him about 17 pitches from now.

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@colin_dunlap Translated: I work for the flagship.

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@Pirates This is usually the time of year when most nights are “Lost All Faith” Night.

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I’d give anything for a 10 game win streak in October.

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When the action in the stands is better than the Pirates action on the field. https://t.co/rCIr6XfPso