planes

why send one big text when you can send 15 little ones in a row?

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If we’re ever in a situation where we need to understand Hebrew, just know I’m doing it performatively.

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Been seeing a lot of pigeons lately feel like the government is overcompensating for World War III

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The way that a crossover episode of That’s so Suite Life of Hannah Montana would hit right now, in this economy, pure heroin

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The craziest part of motherhood is that you’re straight up running on fumes and everyone is like so when are you getting back to working out or when are you going back to work? Like babe I’m just trying to shower at least once this week.

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“What are your pronouns?” Oh sorry I’m actually antinoun

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I just read through a post about maternity leave. Some guy said “you shouldn’t have a baby and expect the government to pay for a vacation”…1- it’s definitely not a vacation and 2- if people stop having kids (because 12 weeks mat leave is NOTHING) then what happens to HUMANS?

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“Siri, how do I sleep when the baby sleeps if the baby only sleeps when we’re on walks”?????

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Everyone hates on the word moist but no one talks about how gross the word suckle is

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I’m not like other girls, I don’t want a walk in closet, I want a walk in fridge.

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More people should be acknowledging that it’s super refreshing to see an age appropriate cheating couple!! Like good for them! At least she’s not a 19 year old bimbo ya know?

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@LoneStarChica Households became 2 income so everything increased price to reflect that- now having one income per household is no longer an option

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Israel’s mission names:
Rising Lion
Swords of Iron
Protective edge

US mission names:
mIdNiGhT hAmMeR

[John Aziz @aziz0nomics]

It's quite interesting to see how many people who claim to be against bombing hospitals are not actually against bombing hospitals if they are Israeli hospitals.

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Iran’s ballistic missile hit a hospital, I’d literally pay bajillions to see the UN/Amnesty International/ANY ORGANIZATION condemn them and say “hospitals are off limits”.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

The fact that Israel doesn't have Amazon prime is proof that Jews do not control the world.

[Jordyn @JordynTilchen]

The guy who did the bare minimum on the group project but still got an A

[Elica Le Bon الیکا‌ ل بن @elicalebon]

It’s so weird being Iranian right now, scrolling through my feed and seeing all my fellow Iranians praying for freedom, and seeing every white leftist & terror sympathizer praying the oppressor wins… “for humanity.”

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It’s insane that Americans are mad about Israel handling the Iranian regime’s nuclear facilities, but actual Iranians are cheering Israel on…hey America- your antisemitism is showing.

[Carmine Sabia @CarmineSabia]

If you do not know which side to pick, consider this.

Israel hit military sites in Iran.

Iran hit civilians in Tel Aviv.

It is good VS evil, and there is no gray area.

[planes @Pirilee]

@realDonaldTrump make the stock market do something crazy. I’m bored.