Ryan

UMD 🔥 2020

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

Today someone told me that I seem like the type of guy to have a funny twitter. I didn't have the heart to tell them the truth.

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

Engineering classes are so much harder than working as an engineer.

Making a mistake on a assignment: stress, tears, maybe failing the class

Meanwhile, today I realized we almost built a building in the wrong spot. "Whoops lol that's crazy, let's revise the drawings to clearer"

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

Damn they kept counting

[Maryland Football @TerpsFootball]

FINAL: No. 4 Ohio State 37, Maryland 17

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

STOP THE COUNT

[Maryland Football @TerpsFootball]

Terps lead by 10

#TBIA

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

Major perk of open-plan offices: can clearly hear my coworkers yell at each other

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

@calebmcconnon @MillerYoho Send them your resume!

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

I'm getting to the age where I add new people I meet on LinkedIn instead of Instagram and twitter

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

Day 4 of a 9 day vacation is not the ideal time to learn you're allergic to certain brands of sunblock

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

@calebmcconnon They just make up the rules as they go loooollllll

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

@oastertoaster This is your best tweet ever

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

@oastertoaster r u ok

[Maryland Football @TerpsFootball]

Certified Loser Boys

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

Time to start the two week period where everyone believes in UMD football!

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

Sometimes I forget that I adopted a cat and I see it and think what is this cute thing doing in my apartment. Then I remember it's mine lol

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

@ahopingalong whoa that looks like my cat

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE!!! 🏆

#ChelseaChampions #UCLFinal

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

"The Blue Angels keep rehearsing over my apartment and it's really annoying" is a peak first world problem

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

@calebmcconnon "gun girl" 😂😂

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

This random dude I work with called me Ry in an email 🙃

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

@calebmcconnon Vaccine jungle juice? o.O

[Ryan @PirtleTheTurtle]

I have made $13 after buying three shares of AMC then completely forgetting about it until now. Waiting for my Wall Street job offer.