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just trying to be a little less sad

[🐧 @PisForPenguinTV]

Dont say anything just retweet ft. @slyyypanda

[horse @horsetwting]

horse sad fact: a horse can never bake banana bread

[Drinkmore @Drinkmore28]

You're as beautiful as the day I lost you

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

Flightless mammal my ass this mf fly as hell

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[🐧 @PisForPenguinTV]

@KlutchGame Let’s run it I been addicted

[🐧 @PisForPenguinTV]

Deadlock has been the most fun game in awhile

[Kyle @filmbroski]

Don’t even joke lad

[🐧 @PisForPenguinTV]

marvel rivals the most fun had playing a game in awhile

[finn @notebookpapr]

you could be havin the worst day of ur fuckin life and here comes ur fat ass cat begging for food again

[tired of it @therimjobreaper]

the tl is a beautiful place

[Jeff @REBIRTHOFJEFF]

Oh look at me I’m Josh Allen. I have a rocket arm. I run over the best athletes in the world. I’m marrying Hailee Steinfeld. I’m the king of my city. Fuck you

[Isa @isaperezxx]

There’s a guy on tiktok who owns a company where you can complain about your boss anonymously and he goes to your work and cuss them out for you 😂

[B&S @_B___S]

That's not a dog, that's a dawg

[snowbird @snowbirdtbh]

this 1v1 would send a season 1 or 2 player into a coma

[KenHeLive @KenHeLive]

Nosebleed seats in the crib is crazy.

[goaton🇺🇸 @goaton5]

Dumbass kid has a tackle running a route plus 9 players on the field this shit will never work stupid fucking play call