Donald Jay Trump

Chronicle of the satirical journey of The Donald in the Whitey House.

[Donald Jay Trump @PissAndTreason]

@pwrmacjedi @realDonaldTrump I'll show you, you fake news libel slinger! Think you're funny? I'll build a wall on your ass, you watch!

[Donald Jay Trump @PissAndTreason]

See this? More fake news! Those aren't even my favorite kind of dicks! I'm more of a south-of-the-border guy. https://t.co/I6iKYIcwo5

[Donald Jay Trump @PissAndTreason]

Warren Beatty caught delivering fake news on the #Oscars! Oh, wait, that black movie was the REAL news?? Nevermind! Stick to the fake!

[Donald Jay Trump @PissAndTreason]

Someone said it was daytime out. FAKE NEWS! Hey, look at this cat. I grabbed it. What? That's an unfair question. Where am I?

[Donald Jay Trump @PissAndTreason]

Checks and balances? Yeah, like banks and stuff, right? #appealscourt

[Donald Jay Trump @PissAndTreason]

HAAHAHAHA! I'm getting everything I wanted! Except blocking these damn sand nigg--- huh? What? Oh, is this thing on? #travelban #Immigration

[Donald Jay Trump @PissAndTreason]

@VicenteFoxQue No YOU!

[Vicente Fox Quesada @VicenteFoxQue]

Donald, you're a president. Behave like one. These rants are child play. Quit twitter, start being presidential. https://t.co/Jv1w6ceQiM

[Donald Jay Trump @PissAndTreason]

#Inauguration was fun. I'm already bored. Who do I hand all this crap too on my way out? JUST KIDDING, SUCKERS! #Trump in da house!

[Donald Jay Trump @PissAndTreason]

I don't really have dreams. Just a bucket list. Really, there's only one more thing on it... till Friday... #mlkday #Inauguration

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Unverified. #GoldenShowerGate

[Donald Jay Trump @PissAndTreason]

@GoldenHitler Impostor! Piss off!

[Julie Canavan-Price @canavanprice]

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face.
#watersportsgate #goldenshower

[Donald Jay Trump @PissAndTreason]

I just had to slap my endorsement on this fine specimen! #TrumpDossier #trump #PresidentTrump #ComradeTrump #GoldenShowerGate #goldenshower

[Donald Jay Trump @PissAndTreason]

@VicenteFoxQue @realDonaldTrump Who you calling a dick, tater?

[Donald Jay Trump @PissAndTreason]

My #TrumpPressConference was huge. HUGE. Beautiful. Great. You're all very proud. Except the #FakeNews at @CNN. Those guys can piss off.

[Donald Jay Trump @PissAndTreason]

LIES! DISHONEST MEDIA. EVERYWHERE! Wait... that sounds like Nazi Germany. #goldenshowers #TrumpLeaks #TrumpPresser #trumppressconf https://t.co/9nKcEKGqHI

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Kanye’s new hair makes a lot more sense now #GoldenShowers

[Donald Jay Trump @PissAndTreason]

That @secupp is a sexy broad, but her integrity is scary. Must discredit her ASAP, or someone's getting FIRED.

[Donald Jay Trump @PissAndTreason]

Dishonest @KeithOlbermann was the fake newsman who gave me my name!