Chris “Piss” Patton

2x ky derby picked winner | Mid-major athlete | Least odd broomstick user

[Chris “Piss” Patton @PissPatton]

Rubbing my feet together

[Chris “Piss” Patton @PissPatton]

@jackmehoff796 @LeeroyMd Whoops 🙋‍♂️

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It’s in the works

[Dr. Leeroy Jenkins MD @LeeroyMd]

man i love @PissPatton

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How to develop golf IQ. Someone help

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@LeeroyMd A 6/10 that turns into a 10/10 at a bar x3
Senior crush when I was a freshmen x2
Daisy Duke
Farrah Fawcett x3
That one volleyball chick

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@bobby_w23 Looking forward to this Bobby

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@tourvisorz Loved it

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B-HAM. Is going to B-PISSED

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@tourvisorz Stopped by Vestavia country club. A legend over there

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@calebwilliBF Park mammoth. Fun little course

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WHATS HAPPENING???? HE CANT HAVE THAT MUCH JUICE ON A WEDNESDAY!! They all cry. #LOTD

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@sirxxxmilkens Find myself thinking this everyday Chris

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@LeeroyMd Hell yea Leeroy. Let’s get a fit reveal. #shrink or #expand ????

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@LeeroyMd Is the 100 follower reveal going to be a 7 iron wear mark?? Cmon Leeroy. Give us something special!!!

[Chris “Piss” Patton @PissPatton]

Up late thinking about this spiral I threw a couple weeks ago. #Marino

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Best way to ask momma to play golf on this special day?

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What piss thought to be 5 bonus points to his final grade turned out to just be a 5/5 put into the grade book.

I will be retaking this class next semester.

[Chris “Piss” Patton @PissPatton]

Bring me the gorilla 🤓🤓

[Dr. Leeroy Jenkins MD @LeeroyMd]

BRING ME THE FUCKIN GORILLA

[Chris “Piss” Patton @PissPatton]

@PDunphyBurner where are you

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Classic city is about to get #pissed