Piss Broccoli

Loving Husband and Father of 3, which means I'm the least loved in my family.

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@joeroganhq Joe's fact checkers 😋

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@WaltDisneyWorld @DisneyParks @Disney #disneyquestions #discgolf
Is there any future plans on having a Disney discgolf course put in around any of the resorts?
Great family fun sport that incorporates the whole family

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@TimJDillon Ya, maybe walk for president

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@Matysek88 What's next, televised hair pulling?
and then maybe the 'Ultimate nagging championships'

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@billburr question, was that tattoo lady a set up?, if not, that was 'off the cuff' comedy gold!

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@Gabriele_Corno I thought this might have been a naked Jim Carrey 😬

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Alright, who taught Joe Rogan the word 'nuance'?

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Do all the winners get to hit someone?
#Oscars #WillAndChris

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Was this years #Oscars televised on BET?

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@EW Will Smith's hand....
Chris Rock's face!
#Oscar

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There's no way in hell one of those musicians were going to play him off, Will could've still been rambling and they would've been sitting there still as could be.
#Oscars #chrisrock #WillSmith

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Hopefully nobody gets up and hits one of these old basterds
#Oscars #chrisrock #willsmith
#Jada

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With this unnecessary Russian war underway for well over a week now, I can't help but think of the loss of life, families split apart......not to mention, like, how is this gonna affect the new Batman release!
#WarCrimes #badjoke #WARINUKRAINE

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Watching this years #dunkcontest , I realize just how lucky I was to watch Vince Carter #NBAAIIStar #NBA

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Missy's new voice SUCKS!
#bigmouthseason5

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Listening to Joe Rogan and Alex Berenson talk about the covid 19 vaccinations is about as helpful as taking tips from a Scientist and Doctor on how to tell a joke!

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Eminem/ Will Ferrell
#Netflix #Untold #crime & #penalties #movie

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@Unexplained When you think your new girl is taller than she actually is

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When you think your new girl is taller than she actually is.

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What is your caption on this? 🤣

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The Handmaids tale? ......... more like the Handmaids never ending novel!!!