Pissed Derrick Rose

Rondo whines, Westbrook throws fits, Nash is an AARP member and CP3 has dunked twice in his life. People have the audacity to compare them to me. So I'm pissed.

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Marco open for 3? Nah. Booz posting up? Not a god damn chance. Me flying out of control to the hoop? LET'S HUNT. #naterobinsonimpression

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@reddog5097 Don't worry. I'll be crossing over Rondo again soon.

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This just in- Nate Robinson to take Tyrese's role in Fast and Furious 6: Unbelievably Fast and Pretty God Damn Furious.

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Just watchin some Lost in the training room. Those fools on the island have to have the straight up shittiest luck of all time. #suckstosuck

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Sure is a nice streak the Heat have going. It'd be a shame if somebody.............returned. BA BOOM!

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So this Royce White guy is pretty weird.

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This guy is a bigger moron than Pac Man Jones in a strip club...http://t.co/VTodMqvmFS

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Props to Nate Robinson. That little gremlin played ok tonight.

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Gotta give the Big Ten fans credit. They are like Hatfield and McCoys in conference but they pull hard for their foes come tourney time

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Thibodeau's is a voice actor in his 2nd job. He always plays the old grouch that smoked for 56 years. Ironically, he has never touch a cig.

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Man. Illinois got screwed harder tonight than when Tom Hanks got stranded on a fucking island in Castaway.

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"Nicky Flash." "Why Nicky?" "Cuz it rhymes with Flash!"

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Hey FGCU- anyone wanta come to Chicago and play SG for me? Seriously, Ill take anybody interested.

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Meanwhile, Sergio Garcia is climbing trees and hitting golf balls out of them. http://t.co/l7lfMDKSGt #notsopissed

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Breaking news- Rajon Rondo to star opposite Brad Pitt in new Jurassic Park. Pitt as the paleontologist and Rondo as the velociraptor.

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Aaron Craft=John Paxson.

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It's almost...no, it definitely is thoroughly depressing that Nazr Mohammed's name will get called as "the man in the middle".

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#threewordstoliveby I hate Rondo. Simple as that.

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@NotBillWalton #MyBracketLooksLike Tim Doyle's face after having a "conversation" with Kendall Gill.

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@NotBillWalton #MyNCAABracketLooksLike Bulls great Marcus Fizer after getting posterized by the legendary Chris Mihm.