Mormon God

I'm the God of the Mormons. And I'm pissed.

[Mormon God @PissedMormonGod]

Still planning on preaching homophobia? Still going to read letters in sacrament meetings? I'll keep taking apostles.

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I'm confused. Was @CoachAtuaia inviting those who opposed to come over to his house to look at porn? #AnyOpposed

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I wonder if the prophets and apostles will mention the gay boy in Utah who was bullied and killed himself last Saturday. #WonderNotWonder

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This is some good Rameumptom shit right here . . . http://t.co/DXkDOfePtx

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"What's the big deal about human rights?" - LDS Newsroom. http://t.co/uOaiz1IOkp

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The look of a man who has slept with an almost fifteen year old. http://t.co/KI58W9QrCY

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Elder Eyring. You just told @Pontifex that only in marriage can you find true happiness. DO YOU REALIZE HE CAN'T MARRY?!? #YouHadOneJob

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Yes I do. RT @FakeLDSNewsroom "Yes we oppose marriage equality. Yes USU beat BYU. No, there's not a correlation. God doesn't work like that"

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Looks like the church just released a video on overcoming pornography problem. I'd like to see them work on the hunger problem. #FeedMySheep

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Go ahead, Utah. Keep fighting against gay marriage and I will CONTINUE TO MOVE MOUNTAINS!

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Millions of voices suddenly cry out in prayer every April and October: http://t.co/JBBTTXRbBF

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Yes, I sent the Rexburg floods. Yes, it's because I'm pissed.

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Family: Isn't it about . . . time? Ninety days to be exact. #90DayStay #10thCircuit #utpol #Amendment3

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@mormontimes Is now not a good time to bring up the fact that you just excommunicated somebody? #ByTheirFruits #standwithkate

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@heart_of_hearts I'll be honest, it's a little disquieting. Reminds me of a Taliban hostage video.

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Watch this video carefully. She's blinking a message in Morse Code. It says, "They're torturing me." https://t.co/7Na3ZiolOK

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The world changes. The church changes. We can rejoice in this. We also don't have to be the last to change. #1978WasTooLate #LetsNotRepeat

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Where is the prophet? Where are the apostles? We need guidance. We need comfort. We don't need carefully crafted press releases.

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If you missed the RadioWest interview, this is a good recap. http://t.co/YiIVlGiMn6 @DougFabrizio is on the left. @allyisom is on the right.

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To summarize the church's position presented today on @RadioWest. "We literally have NO idea what the hell is going on here."