Pissed Off Santa

I'm so fucking tired of this job... btw, I hope everyone knows this account IS FOR FUN. It's just a joke for a laugh...

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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells... shut the fuck up.

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As Christmas comes closer, I feel the urge growing to just shit in random peoples stockings.

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@BadLuck_Baldwin lolol fuck yeah!!! #publicenemynumberone

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@brittanyy__xoxo me too!!! #imafuckingfatty

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@SyddChapman Dasher and Orancer were killed by hunters. your doggies are taking their place! #reindeerdogs

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@JohnnyGail_GiGi water aint cool unless its frozen, bitch! #ice>water

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@jamesschroedes @badluck_baldwin what a shitty insult! be more creative you slutty whore bitch!! #nobreakforyoutoday

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@jfader_ im real motherfucker! i swear! #notamyth

[Bad Advice Dog @BadAdviceDog]

When school feels overwhelming, just remember that you're going to die.

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@jamesschroedes im giving you a break you little shit!! i'll kill you!!! #fuckinsluttyvagina

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@jfader_ lololol yeah on a Monday night im sure everyone is super busy!! #dumbass

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@gabrielllelayne wow! you already have everything! you really are an ungrateful shit! #spoiled

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@BELCHANATOR I make them FUCKING FABULOUS!! #strutdatshit

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@gabrielllelayne coal for christmas? I AM Santa bitch! i give presents to ungrateful bitches like you!! keep talkin! we'll see what you get!

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@gabrielllelayne good comeback bitch! what are we in kindergarden? i'll give you some diapers for christmas #happyfuckingholiday

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@gabrielllelayne some bitches be bitchin tonight #fuckinwhore

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@gabrielllelayne you piss me off more than anyone!! NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT THAT GAY BAND!!! #theyalllikedick

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@ImBuddyElf GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK!! *whip cracks*