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More depraved than deprived.

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@Questergirl @muheediva01 It was tiny, but in an elegant old home... And it was a long time ago.

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@Questergirl @muheediva01 1988-89, I was paying $315/mo for a bachelor pad.

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Y'all voted for Trump as a nation twice, and whatever your misgivings about process, your process has led us here. The rest of the world has no control over that, but we can focus on developing future opportunities in jurisdictions not governed by a biovating shitgibbon.

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@Questergirl I'm very glad you can rein it in to give you what you want!

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

First trillionaire gets dropped into a volcano to ensure a good harvest

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@mviser It's the place where he shoots himself in the head!

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Your second amendment isn't worth shit.

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@KcNightfire @samstein Blame it on the Dems, yeah, yeah...

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@CalltoActivism

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@KcNightfire @TimHannan @bethanybelton Can it be Wednesday?

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@Questergirl @Ford_Nick Hey, if that works for you, no need to change it!

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@Questergirl @Ford_Nick I reheat for half an hour in a 220F oven - it gets the steak hot again without cooking it more.

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@OhItsSarahJane I'm loving these!

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@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar Yeah, speaking as the rest of the world, we really fucking wish you would. Shit is getting dire, more for you than the rest of us.

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@KcNightfire I'm just dumbfounded. Isn't it clearly obvious that he and his people are the dumbest, least self-reflective simpletons that one could possibly assemble outside of a silicone valley boardroom.

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@quesadaaa_ Motility issues keep defective sperm from reproducing. We have quite enough defective sperm already clogging the halls of the Epstein class, unable to do anything but leech off of the labour of the rest of us. We don't need any more.

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Death to the tyrants, peace to the cottages.

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@Questergirl @fluffygirlpaws They hate people. Period.