VetAsst

I work with a bunch of animals.

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Having an interesting conversation with one of my favorite cats who happens to be stoned out of his furry little mind.

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Just pulled a knee sock out of a Chessie's butt. I've never smelled anything quite like this before. ...I can't breathe.

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It is so wrong that in inter-business x-mas gifting the co. that handles postmortem cremation gives our office a honey baked ham every year.

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Apparently I'm not allowed to be out sick any more, the clinic cat who stalks me for food drove everyone crazy in my absense.

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You couldn't pay me to own a Pyreneese

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finally over swine flu... back to work...

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Statistically speaking, it is more difficult to get into Vet school than People Doctor school. Little #FF for ya there, Fun Fact

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I wonder if god is schizophrenic. That would account for multiple religions. #thoughtswhilecleaningcages

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Wow that dog hates me. I get peed on alot, it just happens, but I've never had a dog LEAP off a table, go for ME, lift leg & take DIRECT AIM

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Feral kitties to farm :)

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Theme of the day: invisible critters that when placed under a microscope turn into giant space monsters.

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Went to a concert last night. Between the ringing in my ears and the centrifuge I can't hear a damn thing in the lab.

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...have you ever tried to politely make a cat stop purring? Damn...

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Problems I enjoy (cause I'm not a doctor) cat purring so loud the heartbeat can't be heard. And the cat won't stop purring.

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I said that to this cat, and the owner laughed. I look down, the cat only has three legs :P

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When putting cats on the baby scale they usually squirm and I find myself saying something along the lines of 'all four (paws) on'

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I wonder how well ear mites get along. I don't think they're really competing for anything. They totally look like space monsters, magnified

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Kitten's interview went well. She's already gone to her new home :)

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Spaying Mama cat today, anesthesizing her was a magic act.

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someone coming in later to look at friendlier stray kitten, fingers crossed :)