PistolandBoo

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

Well it's fair to say John has had a few drinks! Overheard him speak to his agent saying "how about...Pirates of the Pacific. The Curse of New England!" Actually sounds pretty catchy to me.

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

Funny how things can change hey! @Barnaby_Joyce

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

cry havok!, and let slip the dogs of war! #RIPBarnaby #noJoyce You should never have messed with us.

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

Barnaby just txt me "Goodbye ya runt!". I would cut-paste a reply with a slight letter change...but that would be unbecoming. #WarOnTerrier

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

Must say this whole ordeal has been Terrier-Flying #WarOnTerrier

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

Time for us to "bugger off" whatever that means. And not a moment too soon. Barnaby was sizing up needles! Its been emotional #WarOnTerrier

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

Got John to load up on Schmackos before we leave. Damn these things are addictive. Whole trip wasn't a complete waste #SavePistolandBoo

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

@Barnaby_Joyce said if he got his way we would be flying home on Tiger. I said that sounds Terrier-Flying!...he didn't get it #WarOnTerrier

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

This guys alright https://t.co/he1a25zolg

[Clive Palmer @CliveFPalmer]

I want to encourage everyone to rally together for #deppsdogs. Tweet & email @Barnaby_Joyce & @TonyAbbottMHR to #SavePistolandBoo

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

We could be in limbo on return the States due to not having paperwork. I'm just looking forward to them Gucci bag feels tbh #WarOnTerrier

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

Got a fresh cut straight out tha salon bitch

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

Just Pawwed a letter to Bark Obama saying we are willing to rollover, beg and handshake for our rights. CC Hilldog. #WarOnTerrier

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

Got asked what is our preferred last meal. Talk about grim. Apparently "Barnaby's Balls" was not an appropriate response #WarOnTerrier

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

Talks with Shorty were going well, even got the Reply pushed back...until Pistol started humping his leg. All seems lost now. #WarOnTerrier

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

Told we have 50 hours. It takes John at least that to get sober. Here's hoping we can get a candlelit vigil too #WarOnTerrier #PistolandBoo

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

At least we're not at home watching John get high and rehash lines from Pirates...again. Bowl half full and all that #WarOnTerrier

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

Barnaby just apologised saying Plane Dogs are the new Boat People and he has to look tough. Fat lot of good that does us! #WarOnTerrier

[PistolandBoo @PistolandBoo]

Update: Boo is getting stared down by some beast called a Dingo! More like Drongo if you ask me. Gastly.