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[Pistons guy @PistonsGuy]

couple pig snags ... couple sodas.. one eye home.. some people just have it all

[FOX59 News @FOX59]

According to court documents, the Colts wide receiver blew a .224 on a portable breathalyzer test: https://t.co/o9ELWJJxkg

[Pistons guy @PistonsGuy]

What’s up with all these dumb retards cumming them self to training low back in the gym these days? Is it some Goyslop trend @netanyahu

[Nick Kayal @NickKayal]

When I lose a football bet and my wife says how do you keep firing?

[Dr Frensor @drfrensor]

Do black people even know ai is happening?

[Pistons guy @PistonsGuy]

ummm your CHINESE

[ダイチ｜ポルノ依存脱却コーチ @daichi_routine]

ポルノでシコらずにさっさと寝て、毎朝6時に起きて、朝日浴びながら散歩して、仕事の前に10分だけ筋トレして、水を2L飲んで、夜は本を読んで、「今日も自分に嘘つかなかった」って自分を認めてたら、逃げてた状態から毎日が現実に向き合えるようになった。習慣を変えたらガチで人生変わった。

[Pistons guy @PistonsGuy]

@Ihartitz @splashsports devonta smith leads the league in yards

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Officially IN The Survivor World Championship. $21 million in prizes! In this economy!

Even cooler: I have a free entry ($1,000!) to give away to a lucky someone who:

-Follows me and @splashsports
-RT's this
-Responds with a hot take for this season

https://t.co/8AKf4rU2oE

[Pistons guy @PistonsGuy]

Dropping a deuce in the weird bathroom that was always in the back

[Market Basket @MarketBasket]

What's your favorite Market Basket childhood memory?

[Kevin G. Beckman @KGBBooks]

Big fat guys in the wild often dress down with t-shirts and shorts, when they’d look much better if they dressed up. I don’t think “fat slob” when I see this dude, I think, “What a sophisticated gourmand.”

[Lo-Ping @GamingAndPandas]

Fat

#SavedYouAClick

[Pistons guy @PistonsGuy]

Saw an extremely fat guy with perfectly gelled hair.. so funny … buddy put the gel down and get on the treadmill

[Pistons guy @PistonsGuy]

who cares way of the road

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

49ers owner Jed York allegedly arranged to pay $140 for sex at a trailer park in East Palestine, Ohio. https://t.co/MlMd11Yxqi

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“I remember a psychiatrist once telling me that I gamble in order to escape the reality of life, and I told him that’s why everyone does everything.”

— Norm Macdonald

[Garrett @TheGarrative9]

Getting excited about Klassen and Ureña but the Pitcher List guy says to kill myself because their release points are 0.02” lower than league average meaning they actually fucking suck

[Pistons guy @PistonsGuy]

The fried shrimp from @MarketBasket is crazy

[Andy Kostka @afkostka]

Yohel Pozo draws a walk

[Rhodesia @Rhodesiaonsol]

Getting drunk on duty as a cop in the 60s and just cruising around must have felt so good

[paris @awfultop]

this nigga pickle rick crazy

[Eric Matheny @ericmmatheny]

If this were my son, I’d start drinking again too.