Pit

sup I’m Pit and I never learned how to fuckin’ read (Parody Account)

[Pit @PitSsbu]

Many people ask me

“Pit how tf do you read other tweets?”

And I always say

“use your fuckin brain and maybe you could figure out that text to speech is a thing and that’s how I know what you guys are trying to say behind my back, goddamn it’s one of the only logical answers.”

[Pit @PitSsbu]

The underworld army gets no remorse from me

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@Halfdragonbih Ok, should we stay at my place or your place? Maybe your place because I live in a box on the fuckin street.

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@Iwanttobeaparo1 Ok as long as you have the money up front then we can make a deal

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Ok so I got 200 followers. That means “face” reveal I guess.

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Here’s my Game Theory: @MatPatGT has a fetish for dead, eyeless Peach. Proof:

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@PalutenaSBU Listen, keep this between us ok shhh

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@LucarioSSBU An actual bop 👌

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@LucarioSSBU I made it big time, fellas.

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When Pit said “I never learned how to read!” I felt that

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Anyways

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@AllahLego @ZeldaSsbu That’s a pretty good doggo ngl

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Just logged on and I’m glad I missed all that shit. Here’s a picture of my dog to bring some positivity here (she just had surgery, that’s why she has the cone around her head but she’s ok don’t worry) by the way follow @ZeldaSsbu

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@Inkling_SSBU @ZeldaSsbu She said thank you

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@ZeldaSsbu Aww thank you!

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@DaisySsbu

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@DaisySsbu @PitIsGaylol

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@DaisySsbu @PitIsGaylol

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@DaisySsbu @PalutenaSBU fake news

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For the record I am not dating Dark Pit (I don’t think so at least) in fact, here is a picture of him attempting to murder me

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@DaisySsbu bruh