Jacquie

Professional underachiever w/ MD in procrastination & PhD in DillyDally. I enjoy painting naked squirrels, they generally have more nuts than the average bear.

[Jacquie @Pitch_Bleeze]

#IPanicWhen my neighbor changes the wifi password.

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https://t.co/LKJ610uxXA

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This guy… The power has been off on our entire street for hours and the house on the corner is using his generator to power their Griswold’ Light Spectacular #memphisblackout

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Everyone struggles.. The most beautiful thing anyone can do is always be kind

"Salty, Yet Never Bitter" by @vocal_creators https://t.co/dxFXpKKBQq

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2020 be like

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Hey world! 💜 A quick read and a share could make a difference for this aspiring writer’s dreams... Does it help that it’s a cute story too?
“Did Somebody Say Squirrel?" by @vocal_creators https://t.co/oj2koI9rv5.

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"Darkest Secret" by @vocal_creators https://t.co/wkHJi3E1GH

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"Salty, Yet Never Bitter" by @vocal_creators https://t.co/dxFXpKKBQq

[Jacquie @Pitch_Bleeze]

"Did Somebody Say Squirrel?" by @vocal_creators https://t.co/oj2koI9rv5

[Jacquie @Pitch_Bleeze]

Thank you, quarantine. Muffin-top is the new black.

Me: Did someone say muffins..?!

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@bmonika38 @danjlevy

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@bmonika38 @danjlevy So I guess I’m paying for the ‘Jampagne’?!? Ughhh

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@danjlevy Celebrating with my glass of Jampagne!!! Congrats to the entire Schitt’s Creek cast and crew! Y’all always knew how to bring heartfelt cheers and tears!

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@Djaanaaa @IMDb @SchittsCreek @danjlevy @Realeugenelevy @annefrances 😂 Lmao.. what can you do? It’s this crazy world we live in.

[Jacquie @Pitch_Bleeze]

@Benie_ben Cheers darlin’
Hope all is well. 😘

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@patsy1tristan98 @IMDb @SchittsCreek @danjlevy @Realeugenelevy @annefrances *clinks glass of Jampagne*

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@R3T3Thomas @Realeugenelevy @SchittsCreek @SchittsCreekPop Yesss!!

*clinks glasses of Jampagne*

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@IanFortey @Realeugenelevy @SchittsCreek @SchittsCreekPop Don’t forget the bottle of Jampagne.

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@beverle88604105 @Realeugenelevy @SchittsCreek @SchittsCreekPop @danjlevy And rewatched... and rewatched ..... AND rewatched with a glass of Jampagne!! ❤️

[Eugene Levy @Realeugenelevy]

What a night for us! And what a night for our fans!! Thank you Emmy voters for that heartfelt love letter!! @SchittsCreek @SchittsCreekPop