Austin Pitchford

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

@MikeGoolsby41 Interested

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

@CanesfanDuke Both ND and Miami have this weekend off. Both are no doubt playoff caliber teams. Might as well have a non sanctioned game to duke it out. Loser forfeits their college football playoff run

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

@almostkurta The fact Arby’s is over Culver’s on this list is insulting

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

@almostkurta Everyone knows Barq’s is the best root beer in town. Come on now

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

@DemolitionRanch Chevy bolt

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

@devenperez Don’t forget day drinking at 3

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

What is an uncrustable?

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

@devenperez Lies

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

@devenperez Worst wordle player in the game

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

Two people are playing chess. One person is a mind reader and the other can see into the future. Who wins the game?

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

@tyschmit it’d be a shame if packers lost to a last sec field goal

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

@bubbagumpino you’re a wizard

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

@Colts that game was the definition of a complete meltdown. Better be thankful for the defense not allowing that game to be a blowout.

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

Extra crunchy peanut butter is far superior than smooth peanut butter

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

RIP Betty

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

Has anybody called to check in on Betty White to make sure she’s all good?

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

NBC….get it together

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

LAST DAY TO #PROBOWLVOTE ‼️

1 RT = 2 VOTES

@DeForestBuckner
@dsleon45
@KennyKennyMoe3
@OfficialKwity
Grover Stewart

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

The older I get the more I realize that having the captions on tv isn’t such a bad thing

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

Is a corn dog a popsicle?

[Austin Pitchford @PitchfordAustin]

42-10 with less than 5min in the 3rd. End of game it’s 45-30, what the hell are you doing colts defense….