Laura Pitka

You can't live a full life on an empty stomach

[iHeartRadio @iHeartRadio]

The end of a decade, but the start of an age 💜✨ @taylorswift13 #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion

[Laura Pitka @Pitkachu]

I'm convinced I'll have Peaches by Jack Black and Adam Lambert's version of The Muffin Man on repeat in my head for the rest of my life.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

As a parent I’m not worried that my 9 and 13 year olds are going to be “indoctrinated” with “wokeness” at school.
I’m not worried that they’re going to ‘feel guilty about their whiteness’ because they’re learning accurate history.
I’m not worried that they’re going to be “groomed” to become furries and to make their pees pees in litter boxes.
Those things aren’t real.
Wanna know what is real?
My worry that they’re going to get shot. That someone with an AR-15 is going to go into their school and shoot them.
So, while the same gun fetishizing, AR-15 lapel pin wearing, locked and loaded family Christmas card posing Republicans fear monger & manufacture crises under the guise of “parents rights”, I say this:
It is my right as a parent to send my kids to school without worrying that they will get shot.
It ain’t the drag queens, the African American history, the books with two moms or two seahorse dads which threaten our kids.
It’s the fucking guns.

[Therese Maggie @ThereseMaggie]

Saw "RIP Marty" trending. Clicked to see who 'Marty' is.
Marty was a cat I'd never knwn & yet this made me sad. Cats are magical & steal a piece of your heart you'll never get back. They teach you about kindness, compassion, & love.

You're lucky if you ever were chosen by a cat

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me going back to my room after not finding anything to eat

[Laura Pitka @Pitkachu]

So so so so so tired after yesterday. Sxsw is a beast 😮‍💨

[Laura Pitka @Pitkachu]

OMGoodness my dog NEEDS this adorable avocado bed. 🐶 This tweet is an entry for a chance to win it from the @AvosFromMexico House of Goodness. I hope I win! #SparkTheGood #SXSW #Sweepstakes #AvoDogBed https://t.co/n6RDNcpStc

[Laura Pitka @Pitkachu]

This Avocado Glow backpack is everything. 💞 I’m sharing it for a chance to win it from the @AvosFromMexico House of Goodness! #SparkTheGood #SXSW #Sweepstakes #AvoBackpack https://t.co/u9BhVUS2kj

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

that rihanna smile knowing she ate that #SuperBowl performance up

[Laura Pitka @Pitkachu]

@zinksss Take me with you!

[Leigh Munsil @leighmunsil]

Texas is confusing because every winter event might be fine or it might be cataclysmic and the only way to know for sure is to find out tomorrow

[Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺 @lostblackboy]

My sister is planning to take her teen daughter to Paris. She said, “I need to make sure she sees the world so she’s not impressed when one of these little men try to take her on a trip to Miami.”

[B @Super_Sullivan]

Red hitting us right where it hurts... #That90sShow #old

[Giselle//💥⏳ 💍💫 @giselleb1234]

To Kelso’s famous “BURNNNN” line to Jackie still being an absolute queen to their tv kid being perfectly casted ICONIC 🥹👏🏽🙌🏽 #That90sShow

[Laura Pitka @Pitkachu]

I refuse to go backwards. Onward and upward 💪

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Accurate

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Fred. He just found out he can chew his own ear. There aren't actually any rules against it, he checked. 12/10