Jacob Pits

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They need to install an unc alarm at Planet Fitness

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Been micro dosing my lunch all morning.

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Always gotta be one step ahead of them

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Nothing like getting the credit for one of your siblings’ gift

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White cheddar popcorn and oleee bay

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Chicken nuggets should be served with marinara sauce instead of anything else.

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Having to work on the weekends gives big indoor recess vibes.

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Does anybody else talk dirty to their grass before they mow it?

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Talk about getting in a good lift

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If I’m on a bicycle, I have the right of way 100% of the time

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Realized if I just hit the sauna before I hop onto the basketball court I’m literally unguardable lol

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Does Derek Carr ever take his eyeliner off?

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Never try to eat a Klondike bar in bed. Take my word

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@NICO__MINAJ Bro if it was bounty you’d only need to put one square in the middle of the court. Shit would dry right up in two seconds

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It rains so little in California kids were never taught about evaporation in school 😂😂

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Didn’t make it to the gym today, but I did drink a diet coke

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@youngstromboli only for animals like you lmao

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Subway will be like “try our brand new line of delicious subs” and then just add bacon and extra cheese to all of their original subs, give them new names, and show some famous athlete…as if no one’s going to notice 😂😂