Fake Zac Dickey

This is what might run through the mind of THE hometown hero, Zac Dickey. This is not really Zac.

[Fake Zac Dickey @PittHERO_6]

Don't sleep, I'm coming back!

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College football starts today... That's perdy neat.

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2nd and 43... These Mules Reminding me of the dickabods. #asses

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Friekin Gollum is after my ring again...

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Found myself yelling out audibles to my co workers in KC today at the office. Must be gameday snitches! #round2

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I'm getting the itch for football again. I just went to Phil Carr though, he gave me some ointment for it.

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This was similar to what coach Beck told the world after our championship. He is such a motivational speaker. (VIDEO) http://t.co/CTS5FHZ9

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chillin in #pensadise with @PandaBearrr21 and zach. great to see some pitt peeps. the humidity in florida is affecting my ring...

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Pro day with Tulsa: They said I didnt have to rep out on bench press once they saw me with my shirt off. ZD90X. #DD

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People say that the poop is nor part of the workout, then why do I leave my headphones in for my mid lift dump? #zd90x

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SEC schools callin me to play. Cheaters cheaters cheaters... NFL suck for Luck? I say say for Dickey.

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Get off me Lil boy! Lemme in that endzone

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Finding it hard to throw to these new receivers, so now I just yell, "If you aint Pitt, you aint shit!" then take off for the endzone. yup.

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Saw Randy Johnson, the big unit, in Zona today. He asked for my autograph.

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Talking to Jarrett Lee in the bar, he said "tell me what D2 football is like". I said "come to Pittsburg... we are D2 football."

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My cactus wound is healing fine. I talked to coach Beck, we will be using a hybrid of a cactus and (nw) bearcat for tackle dummies next year

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What the heck is a cactus!? No one told me about those, now I'm in the training room and everyone is laughing at me... I blame Castaneda.

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Just remember, D1 or D2, we all put our pants on the same way... Thanks to arkansas' D tackle who told me to zip up my pants.

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Girl that thing I got behind me is amazin'

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As I get on the plane to go to Zona, I realize I'm nothing without my team... O well at least the flight Is showing "Home Alone 3!"