Pitt Tonight

All the lights, camera, and action behind the University of Pittsburgh's best (and only) late night talk show 🎥🌕

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Congrats to Kenny Pickett for getting a Super Bowl ring and having 2 less interceptions than Patrick Mahomes. He may be a cheater in the bedroom, but he didn't cheat for this one!

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We were gonna tweet something funny tonight, but we're all just scared. Bottoms up 🍻

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Hey there, have you been a good lil citizen and registered to vote. Oh I bet you did. Well, come to Pitt Tonight's special election episode on October 26th in Heymann as a reward. Doors open at 7!

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We here at Pitt Tonight would like to formally condemn having sexual relations with your cousin. We are not West Virginia Tonight.

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Sup nerds. Pitt Tonight is coming back better than ever for our Season 10 premiere on September 7th. Get ready for more action, more stunts, more sexual provocation, more live childbirth, and even more treason!

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If you saw the sun briefly get blotted out, don’t worry. That was us. And if you don’t watch Pitt Tonight, we’re not going to bring the sun back next time

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@JoshRee58503650 it’s pitt tomorrow now

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Forgot to come up with an April Fools joke ahead of time so we’re called Pitt Tomorrow now or whatever. Fuck it, who even cares anymore

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If you’re alone on Valentines Day, just remember that Pitt Tonight still loves you.

But we have different goals in life, so it’s best if we see other people.

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It brings us no pleasure to announce that the Pitt Tonight sponsored NASCAR has crashed after losing control due to slipping on a banana peel. Reports claim there were 7 dead and 15 injured

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After taking into account audience feedback, our host will be replaced by a swarm of angry bees

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Bad news everyone, due to obvious bribery and shady backroom dealings, Pitt Tonight didn’t win anything at the #Emmys this year.

But don’t worry! We’ll be back with another show THIS SATURDAY at 7:00 in Henry Heymann Theatre to prove the haters wrong

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Pitt Tonight would like to formally announce that our host was NOT at the Capitol on January 6, 2021. He was too busy betting on cockfights that day

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Pitt Tonight is happy to announce that after years of negotiations, we have finally acquired the rights to Mickey Mouse from The Walt Disney Company. Stay tuned for new episodes of Pitt Tonight where we replace every single joke with the entirety of Steamboat Willie!

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In support of the #WGA strike. Pitt Tonight is refusing to film another episode for the entire summer.

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maybe if we gave even MORE money to the police and pitt admin they could send us an alert by carrier pigeon or something? sending a little text to students about their safety is just too big of an ask for a university with a mere $5 billion+ endowment!

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boy i sure wish there was a way to know whether i can safely go to the library or if there's, say, an active shooter threat. if only i could somehow be notified of this from a centralized source. perhaps even in a timely fashion! but alas, it's simply an impossible ask😔.

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working list of sources that are reportedly more reliable than @PittTweet @PittPolice emergency alerts:
pitt reddit
pitt tonight groupme
saxbys group chat
asian student alliance groupme
snapchat
discord
anime club group chat
cmu emergency alerts
dusquesne emergency alerts
???

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CMU alert system https://t.co/qDK1JT9t1g

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working list of sources that are reportedly more reliable than @PittTweet @PittPolice emergency alerts:
pitt reddit
pitt tonight groupme
saxbys group chat
asian student alliance groupme
snapchat
discord
anime club group chat
cmu emergency alerts
dusquesne emergency alerts
???

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some mental health resources https://t.co/dlEKa8isBE