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Alabama is the capital of America.

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Cough.

[Governor Robert Bentley @GovRBentley]

We cut.
We trimmed.
We closed.
We consolidated.
We did without.
We made sacrifices.
And four years later the results are remarkable.

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We need to make more jobs. Those jobs will make other jobs. And those jobs will make other jobs. So let's make those jobs.

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We need to focus on recruiting. More 5 star guys that can play multiple positions. Oh, and also companies and jobs. #alpolitics

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99 countries have Alabama cars on their roads? Who are the holdouts? We need a list.

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Sometimes you can tell how much trouble someone is in by observing how hard they clap in public. #focus

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Are yall as fired up for this State of the State as I am? #alpolitics

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It has been SO long since I have turned on the Twitter machine!

[Mayor Sandy Stimpson @MayorStimpson]

We have big challenges ahead of us, but make no mistake: I believe in #OneMobile. I am willing to sacrifice to achieve it.

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A lot of sweating going on. Partly because it is getting hotter, partly because primaries are coming up & upsets are brewing.

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It is not a Memorial Day tribute to the troops to go drunkenly wreck your boat at the lake.

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It may be happening in every other state, but no judge will ever strike down Alabama's ban on gay marriage. #freedom

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They really let some of the most disgusting perverts get away with calling themselves "artists."

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Liberals invented global warming to get out of yard work.

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Poseidon Adventure was an awesome movie.

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How do we know super-storms and flooding aren't increasing because of Poseidon?

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Global warming is the kind of thing people make up to fit in at Hollywood parties. We don't make policy based on that.

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Who knew so many people would get upset about the fake science of global warming? I don't complain about the physics of Star Wars.

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Let's also salute those bad moms out there. They may not know what they are doing, but they reproduced, and that's something.

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Sometimes I just look out at the ocean, so big and unknowable, and wonder what Aquaman is up to.