John Pittman

[John Pittman @PittmanJohn1]

@MissSassbox I saw this guy going down the interstate.

[John Pittman @PittmanJohn1]

@AiperOfficial Can it get itself out of the pool, drive to the neighbors yard and empty its contents like I do or am I still stuck with that task?

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@kirawontmiss @KenzieeeClark This is why it’s important to always get the color of the gas cap door when you are in an accident. I’ve been telling my kids this for years.

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@Gresham2x Bet you got a help pass after that.

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@MrBeastYT Check out the largest indoor lasertag battlefield at over 11,000 sq-ft at @BattlefieldHou. Small business needs love right now!

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@KenzieeeClark Stay away from Qanon. It’s conspiracy theory crap.

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@_JwL21 I don’t but I’m sure I’ve seen the cat do it. But to be fair, if she swallows it, it is a pain to have to pull that out of the cat’s butt. And you don’t want a stopped up cat. Nope.... not again.

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@_JwL21 Frosty, Heidi and Frank. The best podcast / radio show.

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@_JwL21 You seem nervous about it. I can see the butterflies.

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@_JwL21 Well you can’t say your Dad doesn’t give a spit.

[Calum @The_Calum_]

So at 4am on day 4 of lockdown/quarantine, I end up making a song about washing your hands. and its not the only quarantine song I made... im so bored. Lord help me for what day 8 brings... for the peeps who don't wash your hands, listen to it here:

https://t.co/tg4mnuwblY

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@woodplasticky Ahhh that would narrow it down

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@_JwL21 Did you get the brick back?

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@_JwL21 Those manuals are good for weeding out any problems.

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@_JwL21 Especially when all you had was a $10 bill and now your stuck with two boxes of cookies.

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Here’s a dirty video that made it past the sensors.

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@calimadu It will be ok. He has ketchup.

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@_JwL21 I keep looking at his nut in the middle.

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