Ekemini

Writer ||Editor|| Finalist, 2023 Caine Prize for African Writing

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[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

Pleased to have my speculative fiction published in @IseleMagazine. Here, I explore the concept of child-bearing in a women-only world. Many thanks to Ukamaka Olisakwe @MsOlisakwe for being such a kind editor.
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[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

@CFCPys @SimonJones_DM @UNICEF please intervene

[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

@UberFR

[Faithfulness Okom @AttorneyF_]

@Uber @UberFR @UberFR_Support this doesn’t make sense.

My wife left her bag in an Uber in Paris on Thursday at 9:55pm while taking our baby out of the car. The driver drove off while the bag was still inside. We reported it immediately at 9:57pm so he didn’t have the time to pick somebody else in his car.

The next day, your support told us the driver confirmed he had found the bag (see screenshot).

Yesterday, we’re first told the opposite, that the driver “checked and did not find it.”

Finally, after arguing, we’re told that they couldn’t reach the driver and that nothing can be don anymore since they contacted him “too many times”.

So which is true?

Did the driver lie the first time?

Was the bag lost after he confirmed having it?

Or is your support giving inconsistent information?

We’ve asked for the driver’s contact to resolve this directly, no help.

This isn’t just a lost item anymore, it’s a lack of accountability. We need a clear explanation and help recovering the bag.

[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

Sounds like you're not quite sure if you're the first Nigerian to do that bro.

[Tunde Onakoya @Tunde_OD]

Of course it’s tongue in cheek, but it’s also true(Except another Nigerian comes to debunk it with actual proof which is very unlikely).

And you can’t go to the Louvre with a camera crew, a chess board and have people wait in a line to play you without getting booted by security. You need permission to do that.

Now whether it’s a big deal or not shouldn’t depend on what an irrelevant racist says. Regardless, the fit is regal and it’s great promotion for chess and culture.

[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

@AttorneyF_ Thank you very much for this.✨

[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

@adedayoagarau God when?

[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

Yes please.

[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

@AttorneyF_ Omo😂

[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

@BlehisBack "You don't matter in the grand scheme of things."

[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

@snjeriwambugu This is a stunning novel. I loved reading it so much!

[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

@MirrorofBryan @PalettePoetry @blukewilson @poetkarankapoor @WorldPoetryCol @ChurchofPoetry @thepoeticswans @BeesPoems @Chiwenite_O @ChinuaEzenwa @SymplyTaiwo I'm kind enough.

[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

@AttorneyF_ Exactly. I get the inclination of church leaders to always resort to prayers, but this one looks somehow, almost like he's trying to ragebait the victims lol

[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

@AttorneyF_ Very silly guy. Sorry my bro

[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

@AttorneyF_ Facts!

[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

@ChiomaKJane Wow😂

[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

@AdewaleAdeife2 I was there at church yesterday and the man was just brilliant all through! Excellent sermon!

[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

@__mofiyinfoluwa Good luck!!

[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

@thenigerianbrat Already buying. Come let's eat.

[Ekemini @PiusEkemini]

@Ewabillions Good evening ma