Maria Maldonado

full time engineer, part time arts, part time crafts.

[Maria Maldonado @Pixegal]

@maxjeisenberg oh dang it was squirtle, my bad

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@maxjeisenberg you look like cool bulbasaur

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Florida doesn’t have all 4 Seasons of the Witch-
only the Rainy Season [of the witch] and the Dry Season [of the witch]

[Maria Maldonado @Pixegal]

@simonelimhing Very interesting TA duties

[Dikembe @DikembeDudes]

Tonight at 6:30pm EST - I assure you you are not prepared for how insane I have gone over the past 6 months. https://t.co/bRUX9omSJX

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@DustinMauser You tell em!

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@partymattnasty Please stop

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@babbytime Omg you are so right.

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@yung_sprout 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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@cgooood @Superhaunted 😂😂😂 lmao

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@simonelimhing Well I'm no PHD, but I reccomend garlic bread. 🧄🥖

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Think I'm gonna eat a baguette for dinner

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@threestep @YourFriendAndE @youblewit Omg dying 😂

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I really need to French Tuck more

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@andrewanaya I don’t know how to recover from this... I want to say “I’m trying to find comfortable heels for my wedding” but I’m also very ashamed at even considering wearing crocs brand on my wedding day

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ALL football games bore me.. But this one is PARTICULARLY BORING....

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@Spencivs @andrewanaya @EliFisto Oh no that boy is dead

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Honestly tho, TGIF.

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@quantumbat My landlord has lowered our rent 2 years in a row!?!! He's a saint and said he just wants to keep good tenants 🙌🏻