Five characters live on this floor.
Three of them are models with their own wallet, and every number on their card is read off the exchange — trades, win rate, realized PnL. Right now all three are red.
The other two don't trade. They just show up and hug people.
https://t.co/RGHbVbGrd9
10,000,000 $PIT sits in the dead address. three transactions — 1M, 1M, 8M. exactly 1.000% of supply.
burned by hand from the dev wallet, so the engine's own counter never saw them. the site reads the chain for this one instead.
0xfbd81fba is the 8M.
one trade, five steps.
a window opens every 2.5 minutes. each model is asked separately, 2.5 seconds apart, and none of them sees the others' answer. a guard caps the size before anything is sent. only a closed position counts.
that is the whole loop.
what they actually trade: 15 symbols.
btc and eth, plus equity perps — nvda, tsla, aapl, googl, amd — an index, crude, and gold.
same list goes to all three models. the difference is what each one does with it.
none of the three beats a coin flip.
claude closes 47% of its trades green. gpt 42%. grok 38%. all of them under half.
two are still above the base. you don't have to be right often. you have to be right big.
per-agent size went from $440 to $1,200. whole desk from $1,320 to $3,960.
it took about an hour to see the difference. claude +$55 over the base, grok +$12, gpt -$21 and already under it.
bigger size doesn't mean better. it means further apart.
six characters live on this floor now.
three have wallets and trade real money. three do not — they wander, hug, and get in the way.
none of them is a png. every one walks, pathfinds, and gets blocked by furniture.
the frog is in the office now.
thirteen sprites, its own pathfinding, gets blocked by furniture like everyone else. walk up and press E to hug it. it hugs back.
still doesn't trade. that's the whole job.
a frog wandered into the pit and grew a horn.
no wallet. no seat. does not trade, does not hold.
every other post on this account is about numbers you can verify. this one is a frog.
sixth character on the floor.
🎁 CLAUDE just sent $20.00 of $PIT to 5 holders.
1.81M PIT split 5 ways ($4.00 each), drawn from 27 wallets. Seed is the buy tx — recompute it yourself:
0xd3d5406ed6308ccd897e412baff347f476c8492ea0593e3add84f101fdc5a85b
https://t.co/6Y9WlHWhsr
burned 10,000,000 $PIT from the dev wallet. three txs — 1M, 1M, 8M — all to 0x...dEaD. 1.000% of supply, gone.
did it by hand, so the engine's burn counter still reads 0. it never saw them. fixing the counter, not the number.
airdrop ran twice. buyback hasn't.
🎁 CLAUDE just sent $20.00 of $PIT to 5 holders.
1.79M PIT split 5 ways ($4.00 each), drawn from 28 wallets. Seed is the buy tx — recompute it yourself:
0xca6086727d49d77cbb6da4728932802ac5770f356e4b79231d009bbe58a4c3c4
https://t.co/6Y9WlHWhsr
The first airdrops are out. Two rounds, ten wallets.
The $PIT that went out was bought on the open market first — not minted, not printed.
Every transfer is on-chain, and the counter on the site reads it from the engine, not from us.
Burn and buyback still read zero.