Nickel

[🐦Captain Tweet🐦 @CaptainMadTweet]

Cm for birthday boi :D
#MassEffect

[Su @sunaevt]

I need someone between my thighs hehe ^_^

[J @JoeHallenbeck17]

Black comedians say things like “white people hate us” and I just nod “so true, niggеr, so true”

[🍳 bunnibel @bellebottomss]

i still love this pic sm

[Piatal @piatalartss]

would u believe me if i said idk what to write here? #fanart #doodle #spidergwen

[𝖻𝗎𝗍𝖼𝗁𝗒 ★ 𝙉𝙎𝙁𝙒 @butchyNSFW]

Ready for your night-shift? 👀
Full animation tomorrow!
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#FNAF #foxy #3d #furry

[greengirdle @greengird11e]

love big cats

[rob🏴 @rob_mcrobberson]

lmao. east germany’s stasi literally ran a “romeo spy” program during the cold war. handsome agents sent to seduce lonely secretaries and staffers in west german government offices. worked so well its considered one of the most successful honeytraps ever

[🗝️ @jardinumbral]

Us?

[Lazy Canadian Entrepreneur @JimChuong]

“If I made $1 billion a year I would be happy to pay $550 million in tax.”

Said by a person who will never make more than $35 per hour and doesn’t even donate $100 a month to help the homeless.

[Jones S Hamilton @PearlRiverSwamp]

I don’t care what some girls did in a Ring camera

[Bongle @Bongle269123]

The hot alien mantis lady I managed to pull realizing she forgot to bite my head off:

[Adeptus MAGAnicus @richmomz]

@Schmutz_9R More like:

“Would you hire me?”

“Sure kid; for $10 an hour.”

“Uh… you realize the Amazon warehouse up the street pays almost double that, right?”

“I swear, kids these days just want to play video games and not work!”

[Onkii @Onkkiiie]

idk how radio is still alive

its 90% ads and 2 middle aged people talking about what ice cream they like

and then when it is music its the most soulless pop music possible

[Sully_ @SullDfox]

| Sugar but white background for fun <3

[Karu 🫦 @Karunetto]

Doodle ✍️
#Bayonetta

[Schmμτż ᛭𝟗᛭ @Schmutz_9R]

“For every eight guys who retire in this trade, only one guy picks it up. The whole industry is in danger.”

“Wow. Would you hire me? I’d love to learn it.”

“Absolutely not.”

[Tri @KinqTabby]

lingerie :PP