TruBlew

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Husband: They caaaall him the Scrotum Strangler. (In reference to our 7 mo old)

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Quotes from husband:
"Phenomenon. Do do do do. Phenomenon"

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Quotes from husband:
"Listen to my weenis queef"

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#NewProfilePic

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#FirstWorldProblems #iFunny #Adulting

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The fact that I want to spend as much time in the bathroom as possible: because it is actually heated. #WeirdWorkplaceConfessions

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

23 shameless ways to get drunk that are actually brilliant https://t.co/2buMLa7wK7

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I practice #CuddlingKamaSutra positions with the hubby. #TheKoalaCuddle

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Just watched #MeanTweets and wanted to throw out a nice one: I want to be besties with #DwayneJohnson, he grins constantly, #bestiematerial

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One diploma, two diploma, red diploma, useless diploma. This poem stuff is harder than it looks!

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Dog sitting makes for more warm cuddly moments:)

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Goddamn coconut song! Right in the feels! #SweetsFuneral #Bones

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I hate the #Bones writers! Sweets was awesome! And they gave him a baby just to make it worse! #Sweetswasthebest

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Its a dog-leash-dog world out there! #tugofwarhack

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Thanks @jimmyfallon for making me need a basket of puppies more than I need my next breath! #ihatethatiloveyou https://t.co/Q04E8fRviv

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Jimmy + Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting + 🐶🐶🐶 + trivia = Pup Quiz! https://t.co/gdGBQmgjmn #FallonTonight http://t.co/O0hGfOOS7i

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Sooo, 2 hrs of editing followed by 3 hrs of playing on my phone. Productive? I think not. #theregoesmybrain

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Doggie scarves are really in this year! #dogmodel #fashionistas

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I have a severe #bookhangover today. Legitimate reason to leave work? Definitely

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Rocking out to carry on my wayward son by Kansas! #SPN