@elonmusk please help me get my pet grooming business started. I'm drowning and I've been working since I was 15 years old and all I've ever wanted was to succeed and make my family proud of me.
Raise your hand if you agree that any megachurch led by a pastor who lives in a mansion, drives a luxury car and flies in a private jet SHOULD PAY TAXES. โ
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in anotherโs lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
Anton Szandor LaVey ยฉ 1967
People have been so generous in spreading the message of ๐๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฎ that they've Paid It Forward so thousands of others can watch it for free in theaters. Get your tickets today!