Today at the grocery store, the guy ringing me out asked me if I had anything to brag about while he was scanning my stuff. 🥹
I told him about taking care of my Dad after his cardiac ablation today.
It was so nice to be asked something fun and genuine.
Folks losing their shit over Ethan Klein were clearly never aware of The Try Guys, huh?
The “YouTube wife guy cheats on his wife with a crew member” controversy is soooooo 2022 😂
“go to hell” is basic. “i hope you get into bioware rpgs super late, EA gets sold to saudi arabia less than a year later, and then bioware is shut down completely and mass effect 5 is canceled" is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying. it's happened to me.
Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.
Man, remember when I worked a job where people were literally annoyed at me using a STAPLER? In an open office? As PART OF MY JOB???
God damn I’m so happy I’m not in corporate anymore.
It’s a busy week for your girl, up to and including a visit from Papa Boot, so I’ll be getting some Songs of Glimmerwick going tonight around 7PM ET!
See ya then for a cozy distraction!
I caught one of the most perfect examples of PMDD brain fog on my stream tonight.
I feel like I wanna use it as a master class to demonstrate to people what it looks like to have brain fog, then acknowledge that you HAVE brain fog *as a symptom* while also trying to “fix” it.
I’ve generously decided to give @WolfSamurai a night off after that nightmare of a pixel-perfect ND puzzle so catch me streaming me more Songs of Glimmerwick tonight!
8PM ET. Let’s be chill and magical. ✨
Y’ALL.
@WolfSamurai is here! In Cleveland! IN MY HOUSE!
And we’re Drinkin’ With Nancy Drew!
LIVE!!!
I made a whole new stream layout for this!
He’s subject to all Pixie Dust redemptions (within reason, you heathens!)
YOU SHOULD COME HANG OUT!
Tonight, 7:30PM ET!
Might do some late evening streaming tonight, now that I’m back in town for a hot minute and actually OWN Songs of Glimmerwick now!
And I took a nap after work. I’ll be up anyway.
9:30ET? 9:30ET.
@shirelings As a bisexual; the fuck are they talking about. Lesbian and bisexual are distinct orientations. Always have been. Why the fuck are we being like “no we should blur the terms because people feel fluid” hey guess what there are terms for BEING FLUID IN YOUR SEXUALITY.
A group from OpenAI was at our neighborhood bar last night and tipped less $20 on a $500 tab. The bartenders were so pissed they were telling everyone at the bar still. Apparently, it’s the third time they’ve done it. So not only is AI ruining everything — they’re also cheap AF.
She was one of my favorites on IG. I loved her incredibly dark sense of humor and her brutally honest discussion of her disease. May her memory be a blessing.
The co-founder, co-chairman, and chief product officer of Riot Games, Marc Merrill, revealed the number of monthly active users 2XKO would have needed to justify its budget, and the eye-popping amount has sparked an animated debate within the fighting game community. https://t.co/8JXVgXCprJ