Dayle

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

If you live in the opposite side of the park from me know that I miss you and I’ll see you in 2-4 years 😂

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

Who is out here making kids water bottles that shrink in the dishwasher? Cause you need to stop. Like yesterday.

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

Pat buses go everywhere😂 #Pittsburgh #pittsburghbridgecollapse #bus

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

@JohnFetterman out there in shorts and a hoodie like a true Pittsburgher. He’s ready to step up to senator 💯

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

@JohnFetterman It was so reassuring to see that you were there

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

I just watched a Star Trek where aliens travel back to the early 2000s to deliver a virus 🦠 and eliminate most of the human population and now I’m sure this is how we got Covid
#Covid #Omicron

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

A chick in this show i’m watching just pulled a 12” baguette 🥖 sandwich out of her purse and I realized my goals are all wrong
#FoodieBeauty #LifeHack

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

If I get a call from the initials “BR” and it’s not Baskin Robbins imma pissed as hell. Just saying

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

Upon complete dissection of my kitchen there are no popcorn kernels. However there are no less than 10 packs of ritz crackers. 😒

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

#NewProfilePic

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

I swear if this kid doesn’t start keeping her tongue in her mouth I’m going to start dressing her as Gene Simmons.

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

CBSN is doing story about how people miss their commute, mostly gen xers. And this story is just straight up propaganda, I don’t know a single person who is excited to go back to the office. And If you didnt guess it is “researched” and presented by a boomer. 🙄

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

A friend just suggested Texas sacrifice Joel Osteen to the snow storm and is the best idea I’ve heard yet. #greennewdeal

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

Sometimes I wish they’d cancel school just so I don’t have to shovel the walk and driveway...

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

@FueledbyLOLZ The Rowan yarn company

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

Damn. How does JoNathan tropper keep making such good shows. First Banshee. Now Warrior...

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

Who got my kid all excited about a non existent trip to Paris?!

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

I can’t believe my dog trained my kid to go to bed in a week flat.

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

Ugh. Who wants to teach my kid to play video games?! 😭

[Dayle @PixieDayle]

My kid just told me she wants 89 bacon for breakfast and seriously, who doesn’t want 89 bacon?