🍕Pizza Cookie🍕

the fastest pizza deliverer on Earhbread, struggling college student, proshippers and nsfw accounts DNI, Not associated with Devsisters/admin: @S0ggytoasteater

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Huh…that bird looks weird

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@ObscureUmbr4 So if you need to get someone taken care of
*passes a card*
Call this number and ask for Stromboli Cookie

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@ObscureUmbr4 Both

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@ObscureUmbr4 In fact our joint was a cover up for my grandpa, but we were so good at it the parlor is now one of our biggest revenues, that and…waste management

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@Ghostinggarlic Oh wait wh-

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@Ghostinggarlic A what?

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Shit..
I might be late I hate to run some slowpoke off the street again

[(PARODY) Aoi Todo wearing a bow @Kiddncrew]

Thanks

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@Djovensmash Put me in then

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@LightNikola Alright…although there’s such thing as too much

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@Kiddncrew I…

Alright I guess that makes sense

I’ll be right over

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@Kiddncrew Why?! Who needs this much pizza?

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@PuzzleJester I already banned the Spire

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WHICH ONE OF YOU ORDERED THIS?!

H-how am I supposed to deliver this?

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@AdEnding62745 Alright alright

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@AdEnding62745 …actually the more I think about it I think my family is in the mafia

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@AdEnding62745 Remove the bad review or it’s the bottom of the Soda Sea…whatever that means they never explain what that meant to me

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@AdEnding62745 An offer

//my bad

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@AdEnding62745 Let’s just say they’ll make you another you simply can’t refuse

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@AdEnding62745 I hope you know what happens to people who leave a one star review on my family’s restaurant

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