Occam's Razor Scooter

Spooky, rainbow-haired hot mess who can't shut up about books.💖💜💙

She/her

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

Inside you are two wolves.
We're...really not sure what to do here. The surgery to remove the wolves would be far too dangerous. And the wolves aren't responding to antibiotics.
I'm...I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.

[Occam's Razor Scooter @PizzaDeity]

@beckster20 That's why I was interested in it. Just because of the cover

[Occam's Razor Scooter @PizzaDeity]

I'm actually surprised this wasn't crammed overfull of nostalgia; this is not Ready Player One for the 90s. It's more like if The Village was good. Nails the "there's something wrong here" and kept me guessing.
8.5/10
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[Occam's Razor Scooter @PizzaDeity]

Jaw-dropping. Nothing has brought me back to my younger self as accurately as the beginning of this book. I saw myself here so clearly throughout, and I can only hope I'm half as brave
🏳️‍🌈/10
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[Occam's Razor Scooter @PizzaDeity]

This was hard for me to listen to, I was so outraged on this character's behalf. You can see everything coming but she does not, so I was yelling the whole time. I considered skipping chapters they were so painful, but I'm glad I kept going in the end
6.5/10
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[Occam's Razor Scooter @PizzaDeity]

Fun and more than a little goofy, this put a big smile on my face. The characters are adorable, even (especially) when bickering. Sweet and tender.
7.5/10
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[Occam's Razor Scooter @PizzaDeity]

It's not this book's fault. I keep looking for bloody fairy tales and end up finding teens who only ever think about how much they wanna make out with the person who's mean to them instead, and I'm so sick of it. This one isn't bad I'm just really annoyed

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[Occam's Razor Scooter @PizzaDeity]

Yeah, pretty solid YA witches vs fae. Bonus points for ace representation.
But honestly there's not a lot to say about it, so that's kind of a problem. It's not bad, but it's also not particularly inspiring. The most average book.
5/10
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[Occam's Razor Scooter @PizzaDeity]

phishing for compliments

[Occam's Razor Scooter @PizzaDeity]

Starts out blandly gothic, then becomes howlingly comedic, and ends starkly stoic
One character introduced halfway through was so intolerable I was cracking up, thanks in part to the bitchy voice provided by the audiobook narrator

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[Occam's Razor Scooter @PizzaDeity]

petition to replace consonants with glottal stops. enough pronunciation, no more of this nonsense

[Occam's Razor Scooter @PizzaDeity]

lately we've been watching mind-blowing videos of people making incredibly detailed replicas of video game / movie / fantasy buildings out of literal garbage, god bless autism

[Occam's Razor Scooter @PizzaDeity]

Timely, considering it features a Canadian wildfire as the main danger. Other than that though, I'm not sure what to make of it. Seems like everything went a little too exactly how the main character predicted, but then ends too fast to think deeper
5.5/10
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[Occam's Razor Scooter @PizzaDeity]

@Dead_Epoch It tastes like wet Fruity Pebbles

[Occam's Razor Scooter @PizzaDeity]

Why are you so insistent?!

[Occam's Razor Scooter @PizzaDeity]

Shakespeare said "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet"
McAllister said "Hold my beer."

Not that I think this is classic lit by any means, but it was a thrilling mystery, and you know I love a good time loop.
The epilogue is Questionable
7.5/10
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[Occam's Razor Scooter @PizzaDeity]

@PopchockSays hell yeah book reviews for everyone!

[elaine! ourladyofcoffee.bsky.social @ourladyofcoffee]

I really want everyone to pivot back from video. I fucking hate video. Do not ever make me watch a video just to obtain information. Making me watch a video instead of giving me text I can read is an act of violence against me specifically. When will it end.

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

heading down to the ossuary
you need anything?