It's me, LGBT

its a ○, that we cut into △, but then it comes in a ◻?

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

Why are cats so cute?! 😭 (I'm not drunk)

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

had a soap opera of a dream last night so taking a lunch break nap to try and get the next ep - divorce him Sandra!!

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

eyes are the boobs of the face

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

just watched a 5mm cellar spider having beef with a giant house spider, 5mm yeeted housey off the ceiling. anything is possible guys. follow your dreams.

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

i yearn for the leaf (spinach)

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

yes i just stress ate an entire packet of hobnobs, frickin sue me karen!

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

have discovered loudly singing celine dion will make my cat jump off me of her own volition so i don't feel the guilt of moving her myself. my neighbours love me

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

love when colleagues comment on how 'calm' i am in a crisis, like no i'm not calm jenny, i'm panicking, i'm always panicking, its my default state

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

spent 2 days spring-cleaning my house only to go and spend $200 online shopping on house knick knacks. help.

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

so... turns out cats do not like you popping bubblegum whilst they are sitting on your chest

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

If you tell me you're a footballer and I ask you what type, please know the only acceptable answer is 'Australian'.

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

love when it hails and the sky looks like TV static

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

immigrants aren't the ones stealing from you, billionaires are

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

this tweet is embarrassing

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

everything i do is embarrassing to me, like ' oh god sorry i just breathed that was so embarrassing of me i'll try to do it less'

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

everything i do is embarrassing to me, like ' oh god sorry i just breathed that was so embarrassing of me i'll try to do it less'

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

if you were an identical twin, and woke up having swapped bodies... would you know?

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

@1VERSE_official The fact that fans (me included) are relieved rather than upset over the postponement is really telling on how bad things are in the USA right now.

[It's me, LGBT @PizzaIsConfusin]

wild how people will go to sleep and actually want to wake up the next morning. WILD.

[lia @avmelias]

the sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama

[★ ¡! @ruruzS2]

they saw this and knew which nct member they needed to collab with