M3RChandise

Twitter can take down my bio but they can’t take down the people who already saw it

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

Twitter is literally my thoughts as soon as they’re thunk

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

I didn’t chose to be the black sheep of the family. Being the black sheep of the family chose me.

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

$300 for noise cancellation headphones and I can still hear myself crying

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

Manic episodes ain’t what they used to be💔😔

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

Thinking about how I spent a majority of my life constipated and now spend most of my adult life on the toilet

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

I need a thing that lets me hear what objects in my house are making sounds at frequencies humans can’t normally hear.

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

Found the new low calories @SNICKERS in my 3 bag of Halloween candy.

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

Unpopular opinion but saying anything along the lines of “you went through that so it could make you stronger” only validates the horrible actions another person committed. I do not have to suffer a horrible trauma to be strong

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

The letter U really just be making half the letter W sometimes

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

I think a lot but i don’t know a lot

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

One day humans changed everything to fit their lifestyle and one day ai will change us to fit its lifestyle

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

Why hasn’t apple come out with a feature to let you change the way your keyboard sounds while you’re texting? I wanna feel like I’m texting on some chunky ass keys

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

When the music and the vocals feel so good I just start tweaking, like actually

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

Mother I crave yogurt

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PSA read the children’s books you’re gifting to parents 😭 my sister and brother in law are proofing the baby books they’ve been gifted and these stories are…

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

If I’m around a man “acting like one of the guys” it’s because you didn’t make me feel safe enough to “act like a woman”

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

Idk who Olivia was played by in season 6 episode 7 on The Rookie but she had rent due and deserves an Emmy

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

At @sheetz rn and they only got two employees. Been waiting for my food for an hour.

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

@hinge It’s been a year can I be unbanned now

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

Honestly nothing would make me happier than a plain grilled steak, well done. No seasoning and cooked through and through

[M3RChandise @PizzaPackLife]

A man with pin straight hair is always gonna break your heart