PizzaTime

i'll stop when the muffin machine breaks

[Sparky |💊🔪|👾| 🌠🎀 @Sparkpoodle1]

WE FUCKING KNOW

WE WERE PART OF THE GENERATION THAT PLAYED ON NEW GROUNDS, FREE ONLINE GAMES .COM, BUBBLE GAMES, AND ARMORED GAMES

WE SAW FILTHY FRANK, PRIME PEWDIEPIE, AND YOGSCAST ON YOUTUBE

WE SAW IT ALL TAKEN AWAY FROM OUR VERY EYES

[deltora quest enthusiast @fnd_max]

If I ever go to New Zealand I gotta check out the fucked up evil Timezone they have because genuinely what the fuck is this

[Kane Brough @KanesTheName]

*to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*

[tippity @tippity]

older coworkers be cool as fuck and then outta nowhere be like "those damn MEXICANS"

[august @regularaugust]

Seeing End of Evangelion in theatres surprisingly beats out the other ideal way of watching it, which is at 1:00am on the computer at age 14.

[Aeyga 🌊 アエーガ @Aeyga_X]

AND THEN IT WILL GET BETTER! LEARN FROM THE FAILURES OF LIFE!!!!!! NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gift of Trees of Draught of Barrel @IntractableLion]

As a very small niche alcohol producer I am here to tell you that there are, in fact, very strict packaging & labeling regulations for anything alcoholic.

Like at a certain point the dumb actually is your fault & no one can help you

[PizzaTime @PizzaTime35]

wife home

happy

[PizzaTime @PizzaTime35]

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND AAAAAAA

[PizzaTime @PizzaTime35]

me after rocking up to work mildly hungover, with under three hours of sleep, to a short-staffed bakery on a thursday (busy)

[PizzaTime @PizzaTime35]

its gonna go the same way as it always does, i feel the echoes in the warp

[PizzaTime @PizzaTime35]

@freshteaaa_ bet?

[PizzaTime @PizzaTime35]

im glad im able to talk to her again

but it'll never be like it was before

[PizzaTime @PizzaTime35]

@freshteaaa_ No no, a lifestyle

[PizzaTime @PizzaTime35]

i want to cut my fucking hair off my dumb head

[PizzaTime @PizzaTime35]

@freshteaaa_ we should both go bald like monks and start wearing robes everywhere, but we pretend like nothings changed