Pizzamas Jokes

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I tweet the Pizzamas jokes since some people can't get them or don't want to download the app! run by @skudiklier

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for context! DFTBA

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Hey it's Hank.

What always starts with W and ends with T...but you already knew that. Anyway... TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO SHOP AT https://t.co/N0Q0DR2cIo!!

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@orbiting_wombat The app is still working for me!

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Hey it's Hank.

Katherine told me to put pizza sauce on the shopping list so I did, but now I can't read it... only one day left for Pizzamas shopping at https://t.co/GHwugvO2xr

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Peter Parker took a job as a prep cook at the pizza place. With grate power comes grate responsibility!

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I told my pizza place I wanted to buy a Pizza with just cheese, they said I couldn't...they only take cash or credit.

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A fancy pizza place in France exploded! I mean, everyone was ok, but da brie was everywhere.

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Vanilla Ice was eating a leftover piece of pizza and suddenly the Pizza began to sing...Slice Slice Baby, too cold, too cold...

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Pizza is a circle, like the wheel of time it turns...infinite...forever. But the products at https://t.co/GHwugvO2xr are only available for a few more days.

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A Roman walks into a pizza place, holds up two fingers, and says "Give me five pizzas!"

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Halfway through Pizzamas!!! Some might say the Pizza box is half empty, others that it's half full. Excel says it's January 2nd.

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Elton John was eating a piece of New York style Pizza when suddenly the Pizza began to sing....FOLD ME CLOSER TINY DANCER!

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Just a reminder: this account is not run by Hank! If you give him pun suggestions in my replies he might not see them! It would be better to reply directly to his quote tweet so they're in his mentions :)

I love the puns though, keep it up 🫡

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You know what a Pizza's favorite movie is? Pie Another Day! Or Pie Hard. Or The Devil Wears...Cheese?

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Why did the pizza go to therapy? Because it couldn't stop going around in circles!

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You know why pizzas are so good at keeping secrets? It's because they can't talk.

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I think the mozzarella I put on my pizza must've been hitting the gym because it's /shredded/.

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If you want to know the mass of your red hot chili pepper pizza, you have to give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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I've sent out Pizza jokes for the last three years of Pizzamas...there is very little left, so get ready for them to be very bad!! ONE DAY UNTIL PIZZAMAS

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@sarahrohrersy @hankgreen they should be yellow

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Hey, it's Hank.

ONE WEEK UNTIL PIZZMAS! I'm extremely excited about this year's Pizzamas products coming out soon...I probably shouldn't have eaten them in the first place...

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(please note that the typo is all hank and not me lmao)