Hey it's Hank.
What always starts with W and ends with T...but you already knew that. Anyway... TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO SHOP AT https://t.co/N0Q0DR2cIo!!
Hey it's Hank.
Katherine told me to put pizza sauce on the shopping list so I did, but now I can't read it... only one day left for Pizzamas shopping at https://t.co/GHwugvO2xr
Hey it's Hank.
Pizza is a circle, like the wheel of time it turns...infinite...forever. But the products at https://t.co/GHwugvO2xr are only available for a few more days.
*not a text*
Just a reminder: this account is not run by Hank! If you give him pun suggestions in my replies he might not see them! It would be better to reply directly to his quote tweet so they're in his mentions :)
I love the puns though, keep it up 🫡
Hey, it's Hank.
I've sent out Pizza jokes for the last three years of Pizzamas...there is very little left, so get ready for them to be very bad!! ONE DAY UNTIL PIZZAMAS
Hey, it's Hank.
ONE WEEK UNTIL PIZZMAS! I'm extremely excited about this year's Pizzamas products coming out soon...I probably shouldn't have eaten them in the first place...