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I eat pizza, curse a lot, and try to help others while doing it. 🩷💙💜✊🏾✌🏾

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@CashApp $pizzaqueen88

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@_nola_darlingg 😂😂😂😂

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I’m so glad I have friends that tolerate the type of voice messages I send them with no warning 😂😂🤣

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I just need a month of peace 🤦🏾‍♀️😓

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Django Marshall (RIP) and Sir Hugo Thurgood Stieglitz

[Yo’ Favorite GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING Cousin @durandbernarr]

Can we start a thread of Dogs and their outrageous names?
Black folks, I know we gon’ lay this category out.

I’ll start:

This is Spondee St. Thermostat.

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@onexsim I’m so happy we’re putting some respect on his whole name lol

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@_nola_darlingg I’m trying to take notes during the session and you telling me about your mascara. I look down and realized I wrote it. 😒

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Why is my client doing a get ready with me during session 😂🤦🏾‍♀️

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@_nola_darlingg 😭😭 you right. the June Geminis move different 😭

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Me and my sister damn near went a year not speaking. I sent her a Xmas gift, she sends me a bday gift. Now we’re back to our annual met gala commentary 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️ fuckin géminis lol

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@juulpc Completely unhinged 😂😭

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The way my friends showed up and showed out for me this weekend has my heart so full. ☺️😭🥹 #plottintopayitback

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@_nola_darlingg This one might be genetic 😭

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Not my mom buying Django a headstone 😭😭

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If there’s ever an adult spelling bee, ‘appropriately’ is taking me out first round 😭

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If I show up to jury duty in costume tomorrow, will they let me leave?

[S I M O N E @onexsim]

Did my first trunk and treat 😬🕷️
@Pizzaqueen88

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Watching family feud with my dad. Question is “Name a good place for a first date..” he says “dinner and dancing” I say “Daddy no one dances anymore.” He goes 🤨 “yes they do. That’s why you’re single.” I’m gonna pull his heart monitor off 😒😑

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@_nola_darlingg @onexsim Oh the girlies to the rescue. What we thinkin? Maine? Ohio? Va?

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There’s just something about making an appointment to get my nails done that I just refuse 🤷🏾‍♀️