🅿️izzaslime

idiot savants that provide you with the tools to disappoint your parents

[🅿️izzaslime @Pizzaslime]

🤔 WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK PIZZASLIME IS? 🤔

Forbes: https://t.co/w7GYtST8wW

Business Insider: https://t.co/u1yTgUqQcn

LA Times: https://t.co/sHaEI4lsiR

TAP IN!!!!

[🅿️izzaslime @Pizzaslime]

Punch moving different with the fame

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I think about this a lot

[🅿️izzaslime @Pizzaslime]

damn this was sick… forgot we did this lol

[🅿️izzaslime @Pizzaslime]

🚨🔥 have you ever seen a BEAR do COCAINE!? 🚨🔥

official @cocainebear x Pizzaslime out now 🐻🔑❄️

https://t.co/BC0HaIfBxY

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[🅿️izzaslime @Pizzaslime]

🥺 I will never financially recover from this

[🅿️izzaslime @Pizzaslime]

*creates a reverse OnlyFans where i send people pics of my nuts till they pay me $14.99 a month to stop*

[Paper Magazine @papermagazine]

"I'm not a skilled musician — I'm just having fun."

Chloe Cherry joins Blaketheman1000 (@OrtizGoldberg) on her debut musical release, "I Want More Money."

They spoke to PAPER about the "awesomeness:" https://t.co/kjxGSExpsS

[🅿️izzaslime @Pizzaslime]

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO NOW

https://t.co/3Z902iDDWq

[🅿️izzaslime @Pizzaslime]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

[🅿️izzaslime @Pizzaslime]

bruuuuhhhh

https://t.co/wOq0hMdgOs

[🅿️izzaslime @Pizzaslime]

What the media won’t show you…

[🅿️izzaslime @Pizzaslime]

@gmoneyNFT 😂😂😂

[Blaketheman1000 @OrtizGoldberg]

I am thinking about The Rizzler today... He blew up this summer and spent the last few months making content with celebrities. Now he has to go back to elementary school, learn a bunch of stupid shit he’ll never use, and hang around normal kids every day. It probably sucks so bad

[🅿️izzaslime @Pizzaslime]

@ImoffValerie 😬

[🅿️izzaslime @Pizzaslime]

HE DOES NOT MISS!

https://t.co/rFiblCXhPy

[BOILER ROOM @boilerroomtv]

Wake up babe, Boiler Room x PIZZASLIME collab just dropped.

We kick off our September LA takeover with meme machine/pop culture’s favourite trolls on home turf 🍕 Tickets are limited, sign up for pre-sale access: https://t.co/RG4vDAborD

On sale Friday 09 August at 12pm PDT.

[🅿️izzaslime @Pizzaslime]

Hide your girl

[🅿️izzaslime @Pizzaslime]

I haven’t felt alive since the American Idol popcorn seasoning was discontinued 🥺