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What do I need to do to get the @Delta Sync team to add Grey’s Anatomy to the seatback experience?

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Had to part from my person after five perfect days together yesterday, fall of democracy possible today, have to get on a plane to go to the other side of the country and do my job tomorrow. Brain feels nuts. What do?

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Just found out MJ Lenderman is 25 and now I need a minute

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Hello does anyone else feel like Sam N is giving literal incel vibes? Because I cannot feel anything other than that from him

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Found ten acres of land in a perfect location with access to all utilities and I’m screaming, crying, and throwing up at the possibility of buying it while my real estate agent makes phone calls for me

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So fucking jealous of everyone who got to see the Death Rosenstock Chicago gig

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A bird somehow got trapped in my house and died while I was not there because the bathroom is still not done and because of this I will be crying for the rest of my life

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Saw a new truly unhinged pic of my old orthodontist (who has an insane name and looks like a jersey shore character) that Sam and I once laughed about for a full day and it still feels deeply unfair years later that I cannot send her this so we can scream laugh together

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In my house where my bathroom is fully gutted working on making it a bathroom again with my dad and I have to poop AND pee. 1 like = 1 prayer

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All my love to the person in the hotel room next to me working on a Duolingo lesson at max volume - hope you’re okay 🤍

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I bingoed a date during scrabble and then was beaten by a single point. Do I have to marry this person or?

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Going to attempt to buy 6 tix for Kacey Musgraves at noon because I am the only organized person within the group - send thoughts and prayers

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Didn’t know you could have a dad named Brandon? #thebachelor

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Okay. I have gone head first into the current season of the bachelor. And I have now gone back to the golden bachelor and I will say that all of these people are so cute I feel like I’m just gonna cry through every ep lol

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@Mikaeladraws Okay that makes sense cause it feels impossible if that was the case lol

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Watching the Bachelor for the first time and need someone to tell me if every bachelor is as much of a sweetie as Joey

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@olalaits_french Lmfaoooo wait this is so smart because my ass is SO on the couch

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I’m just gonna come right out and say it - I want to be someone’s Pookie 😔

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Dear @Quaker the commercial with the high school end of period style bell scares my dog - could you change that sound to something else please? We are watching a lot of Hulu lately.

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@HatieParmeter THATS MY GURL!!