Pj Maksimowicz

[Pj Maksimowicz @PjMaksimowicz]

I don't even judge the walks of shame today, New Years is the tits

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5:30 final decides if I drink in celebration or remorse

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@sylviaKij thats because it's always 8 degrees up there

[Pj Maksimowicz @PjMaksimowicz]

Girls steal hats not hoodies

[Pj Maksimowicz @PjMaksimowicz]

And when it's over can I still come over

[Pj Maksimowicz @PjMaksimowicz]

There's nothing more risky then pretending not to care

[Pj Maksimowicz @PjMaksimowicz]

@CatMaksimowicz ash and I

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@ChanelJ_05 I miss you too 😘

[Pj Maksimowicz @PjMaksimowicz]

@ChanelJ_05 those my brotaetoes

[Pj Maksimowicz @PjMaksimowicz]

But I got free dip

[Pj Maksimowicz @PjMaksimowicz]

Got asked to join 2 frats tonight #nothanksbroalreadyinonebroyoualreadyknowbrobro #hashtag

[Pj Maksimowicz @PjMaksimowicz]

"She's got braces bro"
Idgaf she's hot

[Pj Maksimowicz @PjMaksimowicz]

Bar slootie

[Pj Maksimowicz @PjMaksimowicz]

Dr. Wilson is a straight pimp

[Pj Maksimowicz @PjMaksimowicz]

All 3 of my doctors so far have been hot, props to Dr.Wilson for only hiring hot chicks.

[shareholder sean @ucf_problems]

Idk why everybody's upset about the medical marijuana bill. I'm pretty sure anybody that wanted to smoke weed today is still smoking weed

[Pj Maksimowicz @PjMaksimowicz]

Friday EDC ticket bought

[Sylvs @sylvkij]

I love when someone clicks with your sense of humor. You don't find that everywhere

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Benefits of dating me: You’ll be dating me. I could go on, but I think I’ve made my point.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Having a 'new boyfriend' every month doesn't mean you're gorgeous.... It means you're easy, and retarded.