Champion Red

Living The Dream
#joke #parodyaccount #pokemon #funny

[Champion Red @PkmnChampRed]

You're like an #Eevee , you could change to so many things but I love you just the way you are..
#howtogetagirl #brunomars #justthewayyouare

[Champion Red @PkmnChampRed]

I heard that oak likes to pray, everynight he'd come to my mom's house and they started saying "Oh God!!! Oh ... http://t.co/jL3Vf04n

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HAHAHA!!!! RT @AshKetchum151: In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catch you.

[Champion Red @PkmnChampRed]

The below tweets are the reason why I chose #pokemon over girls

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YEAAAYYYYY<3

[Champion Red @PkmnChampRed]

YEAYYYYY<3

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Red forever!!! RT @ProfessorOakkk: RT if you think Ash is a little bitch!

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Love is awesome, unless of course your #pokemon fall in love with the enemies and won't attack it -.-

[Champion Red @PkmnChampRed]

RT @AshKetchum151: My paralyzed Pokemon: paralyzed! It can't move! opponent's paralyzed pokemon:runs a marathon, ... http://t.co/NxukI63J

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@AshKetchum151 Pikachu used thunderbolt! 6 times! Problem solved.

[Champion Red @PkmnChampRed]

"I came when I heard you've beaten the elite four" - Oak

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@AshKetchum151 Unless of course its the loading screen

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@AshKetchum151 don't forget the 2nd longest

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The script wrote a song about my journey to being a Champ! Its called "The Hall of Fame"

[Champion Red @PkmnChampRed]

Everyday is #nationalassday for the champ of kanto! #pokemon

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RT @AshKetchum151: Can Pokemon only say their name, or are they named after the only thing they can say? #MindBlown

[Champion Red @PkmnChampRed]

You just caught a pidgey! Do you want to give it a nickname? Is 'Asshole' ok? Asshole used gust! Its super-effective!

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@ProfessorOakkk I guess you could say that he...(Puts on sunglasses) doesn't have the #pokeballs
YEAHHH!!!!

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HAHAHA!!! Euphemism at its best http://t.co/EfNJ04Cq

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HAHA that's where he's been hiding! http://t.co/Z5YliPuH