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[𖤅 𝑾𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 @PlNKBlSCUlTS]

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[ᅟᅟgibson girl, @sainticide]

how to relight the fire in your eyes that died so long ago.

[𖤅 𝑾𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 @PlNKBlSCUlTS]

she's just curling up with a
mug of tea cradled in her hands.

she's definitely not sick. . .

[𖤅 𝑾𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 @PlNKBlSCUlTS]

enough.

[ted lasso (parody) @purexheart_]

. . .

how much of that did she see?

[ted lasso (parody) @purexheart_]

cue a crazy ass dance since he’s alone.

or is he?

[𖤅 𝑾𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 @PlNKBlSCUlTS]

maybe....

[ted lasso (parody) @purexheart_]

so you’re a fan of pink icing?

[𖤅 𝑾𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 @PlNKBlSCUlTS]

oh now you're speaking
my language.

[ted lasso (parody) @purexheart_]

. . . these ones have pink icing on top with sprinkles.

[𖤅 𝑾𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 @PlNKBlSCUlTS]

( there's a fond sigh,
almost a laugh. )

now go find that
bloody squirrel ted.

[ted lasso (parody) @purexheart_]

your— oi, no :(

i was gonna say your protector. . .

[𖤅 𝑾𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 @PlNKBlSCUlTS]

even after i stole
the sweets...

[ted lasso (parody) @purexheart_]

yes! couldn’t have you going without your own sweet treat.

[𖤅 𝑾𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 @PlNKBlSCUlTS]

in the hospital?

( a brow raised slightly )

[ted lasso (parody) @purexheart_]

( trips over his own shoelaces before scrambling back up. )

i know what i’m gonna be for halloween!

[𖤅 𝑾𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 @PlNKBlSCUlTS]

@purexheart_ https://t.co/whNdZ9VTij clears throat

[𖤅 𝑾𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 @PlNKBlSCUlTS]

extra shortbread?

[ted lasso (parody) @purexheart_]

. . . and here i made an extra batch of those biscuits for you too.

[𖤅 𝑾𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 @PlNKBlSCUlTS]

( she's wincing for him... )

be careful, please!

[ted lasso (parody) @purexheart_]

( swallowing then running right into a wall— ow. . . scarpers off to find that damn squirrel. )

[𖤅 𝑾𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 @PlNKBlSCUlTS]

she'll replace it asap 🤐

[ted lasso (parody) @purexheart_]

happy halloween!! remember the candy left out is for the children!

[𖤅 𝑾𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 @PlNKBlSCUlTS]

thank you.

( there's a strained
smile, but she trusts
that he's going to
get this sorted asap )

[ted lasso (parody) @purexheart_]

( a hint of surprise flashes through his eyes. )

oh no. . .

it’ll be found and removed right away, boss!

[𖤅 𝑾𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 @PlNKBlSCUlTS]

ted, i'm going to say
this so politely.

( there's a short pause )

i am very much allergic
to thise furry little things.

[ted lasso (parody) @purexheart_]

ah—

( swallowing. )

right away, boss. he’s the cutest thing you’ll ever see. a little grey squirrel— hey, i wonder if we should have a tiny little football top on? to show his support for richmond?

[𖤅 𝑾𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 @PlNKBlSCUlTS]

( she's pinching the bridge
of her nose. )

fix it.

[ted lasso (parody) @purexheart_]

. . .

good news and bad news.

we have a squirrel mascot. . . it may have disappeared.

[𖤅 𝑾𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 @PlNKBlSCUlTS]

yet.

what have you gotten
into now ted?

[ted lasso (parody) @purexheart_]

rebecca! there you are!

don’t worry, there’s no fire.

[ted lasso (parody) @purexheart_]

gasp.

[ted lasso (parody) @purexheart_]

: —

[𖤅 𝑾𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 @PlNKBlSCUlTS]

and this is exactly where she has to sneak out for a cigarette...