Plaid Robert Mugabe

The Plaid Avenger's updates for Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe. (Parody account)

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

At the "crunch rally" in Harare that is described as "a fresh campaign targeting Me". #dissapointed

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

I repealed Advocate Ray Goba’s recent appointment as Prosecutor-General.

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

I still have no interest in the health system.

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

Going to see the veterans of liberation gathering in Harare at Gwanzura stadium.

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

Never going back to Uruguay, not after being humiliated. Staying in Harare, Zimbabwe.

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

Nice to hear minister Ambrose Mutinhiri talk. Especially when he says that I’m still fit to rule the southern African country, even at 93.

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

I wonder how the health sys. collapsed under my rule. I guess it’s selfish of me to spend $53m on trips, which is 1/5 of the health budget.

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

In Harare at my office and was informed that my Zanu-PF has already spent $20,000,000 for holding My youth interface rallies in 8 provinces.

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

Staying in my office in Harare till all this goodwill ambassador wears off.

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

Saw Botswana President Ian Khama yesterday rub salt on my “injured ego” in a way to make fun of the Zanu PF humiliation by the WHO

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

@Plaid_Zuma I thought so too, I’m greatly embarrassed.

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

Time to start fixing the health system since that seems to be the problem.

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

Was just informed in my office that the World Health Organization has revoked me as a goodwill ambassador...

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

In Harare and confused on how this whole goodwill ambassador sparked an outrage... I believe I’m the perfect candidate

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

The Uk govt. said the World Health Organisation is “surprising and disappointing, given my regime’s record of human rights abuses” @Plaid_UK

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

Wow...The head of WHO has said he is rethinking his decision to name me as a goodwill ambassador after the move provoked global outrage.

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

Being taunted in Harare by campaigners because they announced me as goodwill ambassador...

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

My policy & long record of alleged human rights did not have an impact on the health system. This is why I’m the global health ambassador

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

The World Health Organization (WHO) appointed me as a global health ambassador for Africa to help governments tackle chronic diseases.

[Plaid Robert Mugabe @Plaid_Mugabe]

I was just honored as “champion of land redistribution” from the African youth and students in Harare.