Plaid Daniel Ortega

The Plaid Avenger's updates for Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega (parody account)(fake)

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

I had a conversation this morning with @Plaid_RCastro and @Plaid_Maduro to discuss how we should manage the economic sanctions that have been applied by the American Empire to our nations. We'll never surrender. I'm sure commander Hugo Chavez would be proud of us.

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

The Health System in #Nicaragua is so good that we have the lowest mortality rate regarding #COVID19 cases in the world. I'm so proud that we are doing better than @Plaid_Donald and his country. He should give me a call so I can give him advice on how to manage this situation.

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

One of our citizens died today due to #COVID19. We remain convinced that quarantine wouldn't work in Nicaragua. This is the fifth dead in our country caused by the coronavirus.

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

I invite President Nayib Bukele from El Salvador to give me a call so I can advise him on how to manage the #COVID19 crisis in his country. All the strict measures he's applying to his population will lead him to the destruction of El Salvador.

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

I'm so glad to see @Plaid_unKim is more alive than ever. I always knew he was alive since he is one of my best friends and I remain in contact with him very often. I've invited him to #Nicaragua many times.

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

We are convinced that #Nicaragua is the best country in THE WORLD to manage the spread of #COVID19. I invite leaders from all the world to call me, so we can advise them on how to manage this crisis.

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

It’s ridiculous how @Plaid_Donald put a price on @Plaid_Maduro’s head for accusing him of drug trafficking. This is evidence that Trump’s government is a failure. What a shame.

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

If we quarantine we would destroy the Nicaraguan economy. The economy is always a priority, so there is no way for my government to declare quarantine. #Nicaragua #COVID19

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

Nicaragua is for the Sandinistas, from start to finish. If the Sandinistas are at the forefront of everything, #Nicaragua will be successful. Not even @Plaid_Donald will stop us with his ridiculous economic sanctions.

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

In the 17 years of the neoliberal disaster, basic human rights were taken away: health, education, recreation, and taxes and foreign aid were stolen. Thanks to my government, all this has been recovered.

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

#Nicaragua has everything under control with #COVID19. We are the country with the least cases in the region. We have managed the situation in the best way and we believe that this virus will not be a problem for us.
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[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

We have hundreds of cases of atypical pneumonia in #Nicaragua, but we are sure that these are not #COVID19 cases.

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

I had a meeting with my cabinet today. They told me that most of our imports come from outside the country. I did not know that. I love my cabinet, they are ALWAYS working hard. #Nicaragua

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

The opposition know that they could not beat us with their protests... against the Leader, The Commander, President Daniel Ortega... and they know why... because my government is stronger than ever

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

In other words, we have the capacities to attend to the Population, while the rate at which the Epidemic has been manifesting has been what we have managed to manage... Yes, we have managed it!... #Nicaragua #COVID19

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

Meanwhile in El Salvador, in the midst of the #COVID19 pandemic, President Nayib Bukele's priority is to “mix” prisoners from different gangs in the same cells and punish them. What happened with his social distancing and so ridiculous quarantine?

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

We are working together with the University of Managua, investigating how we can create disinfectant vaccines, just like @Plaid_Donald recommended earlier this week. We'll be the first country in the world to develop this tremendous vaccine.

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

Glad to see we are the only country in the region to host international boxing championship! We are convinced that #COVID19 is not, nor will it be a threat to Nicaragua. https://t.co/PzmFInq8uj

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

Why are thousands of airplanes created to bomb and kill if they do not provide life or cure pandemic patients? That money should have been invested in diagnostic tests, protection for health workers and everything that has caused human losses. @Plaid_USA @Plaid_Donald

[Plaid Daniel Ortega @Plaid_Ortega]

The unsuccessful and toxic opposition is increasingly defeated, lacking strategies and without arguments. So they only have to vomit hatred, false news, and frustration. Our response will continue to be ignoring them and continuing to work for and for our people.