High Plains Stranger

Speaking my mind on politics & culture | Sometimes I think funny things | Fan of Spaghetti Westerns | Typos are just happy accidents | #PutThatInYourPipe #MAGA

[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

As seen in the documentary Hangover hopefully that giraffe isn’t driving to Vegas!

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[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

Like Pat’s appliances, Thune’s balls were delivered severely damaged and unusable

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[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

The left used to be just terrible and awful. However, now they are insane, dangerously brainwashed drones with purple hair and hormone imbalances.

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[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

Instead of apologizing for stolen land Obama’s opening remarks should have apologized for stolen taxes.

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#Obama

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My first vote was Bush Sr. only because I was a huge fan of Reagan

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@PatUnleashed #PatHeads

[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

The oil refineries in Houston are more picturesque than Obama’s library.

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[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

Does it bother you that our government will fight tooth and nail to keep spying on us under FISA, but can’t be bothered to lift a finger for something as basic as voter ID?

#SAVE #FISA #VOTERID
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#SaveAct
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[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

Why would I drive 5 miles to HEB when Kroger is 1 mile away? I’m with you @PatUnleashed I don’t understand the fascination

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[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

The 250 time capsule better have a decoder ring in it.

#DrinkMoreOvaltine

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[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

@FuryanEnergi I’m no expert but it’s my understanding we can’t refine our own oil because of how our refineries are tuned to Middle East oil. We aren’t allowed to build new ones either.

[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

We should have at least demanded Iran return the Obama pallets of cash in that MOU.

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#IranWar‌

[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

@KeithMalinak great movie?
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#HeMan
#hemanandthemastersoftheuniverse
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[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

Obama doesn’t scolled Iran for funding terror, lobbing missiles and lying about nukes but America is a bully for trying to stop them. Sure.

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[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

Karmelo was just trying to carve “I love mom” into Austin’s chest with that knife. It was a tragic accident.

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#KarmelAnthony

[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

Man if I had a fake eye as a kid I would had a blast with that thing!

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[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

@UniPartyMonger @PatUnleashed @ThatGuyAtPGU @realKrisCruz @KeithMalinak

[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

When it comes to technology mankind always worries about security last. We may have wanted C3P0 but it’s looking more like it has Terminator tendencies 👍
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[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

I’m convinced if we had real time news coverage of WW2 with this press we would have lost the will to fight.

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[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

Let’s face it. Democrats don’t want to celebrate the 250th. They would rather hold a rally of grievances or maybe a funeral.

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[High Plains Stranger @PlainsStranger]

Where is the machine gun on that robot dog? Can’t you just kick it over ?

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