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"No, it's not fair, but what makes Earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it should feel like Heaven." - Chuck Palahniuk

(he/him)

[adam @PlanParadox]

@duolingo Thank you Duolingo intern I owe you my life

[adam @PlanParadox]

@duolingo hey all, would I be able to get my streak back 🥲? It's finals week for me and I lost my 150 day+ streak. Username is PlanParadox

[adam @PlanParadox]

hey all, would I be able to get my @duolingo streak back 🥲? It's finals week for me and I lost my 150 day+ streak. Username is PlanParadox. Thank you!!!

[adam @PlanParadox]

@FEATHERFlNGERS Thank uu ily b🥺

okay now I'm leaving this hellscape again bye :)

[adam @PlanParadox]

@FEATHERFlNGERS Thank u king of humor 😌👑

[adam @PlanParadox]

All of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' discography sounds royalty free

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@LuvGiveawais @FEATHERFlNGERS (I am so sorry ajsjsjsk)

[adam @PlanParadox]

Not the most flattering pictures but boy are they good haha. Thank you @foodwishes! :)

[leon might be back in town? @ichiroIovemail]

hey uh... i have 4 days till i can pay this, the person doing the transportations has been kind enough to let me pay half of the total now and the other half later but until now I have only raised around 50€, im really desperate now, im sorry for begging

[adam @PlanParadox]

My dog staring at me across the room while I pretend that I can sing like Ben Platt for the 1100th time in one day

[adam @PlanParadox]

port-o-potties radiate such evil energy, saw one in the middle of a field earlier today and gotta say, scarier than any horror movie

[adam @PlanParadox]

ever see an art style that just screams 'this artist has committed heinous crimes'?

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I like AM but I can never listen to that one song where he's like.. kin with household objects. It makes me deeply uncomfortable

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Wombats are just.. koalas if you put them on the ground.

that made more sense in my head

[adam @PlanParadox]

I haven't tweeted in a month oop. Head empty

[adam @PlanParadox]

@FEATHERFlNGERS No u 💗

[adam @PlanParadox]

Happy birthday 2 my favorite gremlin @FEATHERFlNGERS

[adam @PlanParadox]

Telemachus at the beginning of The Odyssey

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I know I'm late but I'm really surprised by Ludens 😳 it kinda slaps

[adam @PlanParadox]

I wish being short were a capital offense so I could be executed solely because I'm under 5'5"